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[–] 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Accounts used by multiple people enter the room.

By kids often use my account on our shared family TV. We have adults in 30s/40s, early teens, and toddlers all using YouTube for different things.

This is a stupid idea.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't think big corp wants you account sharing. "Violates ToS" they say.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I don't want account sharing either, except theres things like Google homes where you can't sign in with more than one account. People sharing the same account in a TV aren't trying to, it's just the natural way they use it.

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  • [–] 95 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

    This is one of the dumbest ideas I have ever heard in my life.

    In particular if I am online and neurotypical toxic people are thrown off by my ADHD, the VERY FIRST THING they do in their intellectual laziness is assume I am a kid.

    The idea that this isn't considered an explicit oppression of neurodivergent adults is laughable to me. These systems will police for neurodivergence, not age. The obvious response from the center will be "just don't act like a kid then" and I would like to send a pre-emptive "go fuck yourself you are destroying everything" to those people.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I am autistic and like 60% of my watchtime is Minecraft smp.

    I no longer have an account to proof my age, i download subscriptions using yt-dlp

    I hope all the advanced science videos i am downloading somehow balance it out.

    chuckles i am in line to get oppressed.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If I were an AI guessing your age based on this comment... I would estimate your age to be somewhere in the 25-35 range.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If I were an AI guessing your age based on this comment... I would estimate your age to be somewhere in the 9-9000 range.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I am autistic and have ADHD (inattentive, aka ADD), and when I was 13 people estimated my age in the mid 40s lmao

    And yeah now I'm the opposite, feeling more free to just ramble and stuff, without spending tons upon tons of energy to keep my attention with the conversation. So will I spend 50% of my time making points completely irrelevant to the conversation? Yeah. But I'm happier for it :)

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Youtube doesn't have the best history for this. One channel makes stop motion animations and showcases Transformers. It got marked as a children's channel. The channel went on to showcase Transformers doing lewd acts.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It annoys the shit out of me that they never made the "kids" section of youtube an entirely separate thing.

    Like TV, they could curate the hell out of it and not just allow anyone to upload, but no, they instead made way too much money from elsagate videos and videos of kids swimming. Now that that's gone, it's now making money off of kids from AI slop.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    Yeah, at one point Youtube in their wisdom decided that toys are for kids, so anything to do with them got forcefully marked as "for kids". I remember many LEGO and RC channels have issues with it. And having your video or channel marked as "for kids" disables 90% of Youtube features - comments, likes, notifications, saving videos to playlists or watch later, end cards etc.

    Even then, Youtube basically has only two age ratings - either the content is suitable for everyone (but you do have to mark if it is specifically aimed at kids under 13), or it's age-restricted to adults only. Imagine if movies only had the options of "G" or "NC-17". But eh, in the end it is FTC and COPPA telling them what they have to do. The alternative is that you'd have to create an account and somehow age-verify that you are over the age of 13 before Youtube was allowed to show any videos.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I remember when they first rolled out the “made for kids” video designation, “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” (a horror video) was labeled as children’s content by the AI until enough actual users had pointed out the error on Twitter.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    Cool, they poison their own tracking data.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The highly sophisticated and clever AI has already brilliantly identified several underaged people who have youtube or associated gmail accounts that are older than the minimum age.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I assume they already did this for advertising purposes, just like every other platform trying to guess your demographics to sell you more useless shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    And that's not just a win for companies. The fact that my metadata is out there is great for me as a user. Like with targeted ads -- I get tons of coupons from cool restaurants.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I mean, I've heard of other sites using info like having a saved payment card in your own name, or the age of the account itself to know that the user is over 18 without needing ID.

    But this is Google, they want to flex their analytics and get as much additional info on everyone as they can.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    This was literally the first thing that came to mind. So many people have android phones with cards already linked to google, paying for YouTube premium would do the same thing. But nope, Skynet is the better way to do it

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    How long before a certain orange moron starts complaining that it keeps thinking he's 13 for some reason?

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Damn, y'all really can't think 'bout nu'in else, innit?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Jokes are jokes. Guy wants to be in the spotlight, jokes on him, right?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I just find it kinda weird and annoying how y'all can turn unrelated topics into US news and politics. As someone who has never set foot there, I know way more than I need to about it because of how widespread your news and politics are, and how much it comes my way even when unrelated to the topic at hand.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    You're right. It's even worse when you're within the US because it just doesn't stop. It's rather arrogant of me to disregard other nationalities here and I'll make more of an effort. I made a related joke in a space sub once and they were less than enthusiastic (to say the least).

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    YouTube popup: What is Tik Tok?

    User: A song by Kesha.

    YouTube: Alright, let ‘em through.

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I've never made a single comment or video post so good luck.

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  • [–] 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I watch a lot of gun videos on YouTube so they will probably assume I'm in high school.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    They'll be counting the wrinkies on my asshole.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    When you log into YouTube, a patented recog device does read your anus to confirm your identity. Its CCDs convert light into text-based codes, which represent your unique fingerprint of anal terrain.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think my account is around 18 years old so let's see what the AI thinks.

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Start peppering your responses with archaic terms and slang.... Confuse the hell out of them

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I watch plenty of penguinz0, This Old House, Smosh, and lawn care videos. Can’t wait to find out what YouTube makes of that.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I always knew my fascination with redstone would come back to bite me

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Is this why Google sent me an email saying they changed my settings and I can scan in my ID if I want to change them back?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They already do this. There was a way to check and there may still be. When I checked like 10 years ago it was wrong about everything. Age, hobbies, everything

    So good luck yt I guess

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I am almost 70 and my wife and have a great time confusing the AI targeted ads. I get tampon ads she gets men’s diaper ads. We never know what we are going to get since we are always feeding misinformation into our phones.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Same same but different here. This algorithm was meant to know my wants better than me but all I get is ads for credit cards, adult diapers & hoodies.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They wouldn't restrict access to information based on your perceived age, would they?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I am guessing this is a rethorical question, but, they already forcibly flag videos as "made for kids" against the creators' will (and despite very clear audience statistics proving it's not).

    So yeah, they are totally using their magic 8-ball to restrict your content.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    What if you just play a bunch of home repair videos on the background? 🤔

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Im told the technology can also estimate shoe size and the relative realtion of the two!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Search.... Sponge Bob Ross hand painting practice.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm betting that it's so "intelligent" that will guess underage even if the Google account was opened in 2004

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    IIRC that is one parameter they actually mentioned taking into account.

    I guess my 2006 or 2007 or whatever YouTube account (which, yes, I later connected with my Google account - not all that much later, in fact) will perhaps qualify me for adult-only content finally.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I’ve been wondering lately how effective a service would be that takes your credentials for a service, such as YouTube, and starts engaging with content at random so that the data the service has on you is all junk

    Don’t know how meaningful something like this would even be, but if all these companies are gonna try so hard to collect data on me then I’d rather fill that data with useless junk

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's going to be really hilarious if my account gets flagged by the AI.
    I made it in 2004, it's old enough to drink.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    The day it starts I'm gonna upload a bunch of old videos in a playlist, looking to monetize

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