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YouTube will start using AI to guess your age. (www.cnn.com)
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[–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They'll be counting the wrinkies on my asshole.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    When you log into YouTube, a patented recog device does read your anus to confirm your identity. Its CCDs convert light into text-based codes, which represent your unique fingerprint of anal terrain.

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