Probably why he posted an AI eulogy for Kirk
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We all want him gone, I'm just always gonna be sore we won't ever see him destitute and imprisoned. We shouldn't have had to rely on the inevitable to rid us of this human parasite.
Maybe he'll suffer for a few months unable to get out of bed while getting to scroll through posts of death-wishes and people celebrating?
Would be nicer if he was handcuffed to said bed for the duration though-- for being found guilty of raping children since he is a child rapist who raped kids.
Honestly, that would be worse for us, as they’d continue to invoke his name and say “this is what he wants done” and autopen the shit out of things with us having no recourse to prove otherwise.
At least if he’s confirmed dead, they can still invoke his name, but it’ll be blunted and it will hopefully put a serious crack, if not break, the cult of personality hold on a lot of MAGAts
Honestly I don’t even care about justice anymore I just want the bleeding to stop so we can start healing
Ma boy doesn’t look good at all. Time to prepare some champagne, just in case.
Can’t wait to see trump wearing sunglasses and going everywhere with Hegseth and RFK Jr. propping him up as they walk around and pretend to have him whisper things in their ear that they relay to us.
They’ll probably just be boring and use AI, but I’m still hoping for a Weekend at Bernie’s.
Considering how much he likes golf, does this mean he’s taken some strokes off his game?

So what happens to project 2025 when the mouth piece responsible for Trump's Gen Z support dies, Trump dies, and VP Couch Fucker becomes president?
I don't see a lot of people putting up with the Heritage Foundation's bullshit if the snake is rattleless and headless.
The question is whether the democrats will actually meaningfully act to undo any of project 2025. The way they act now it seems like it's coin flip on whether or not they'll continue it themselves.
I mean, they're going to want to win over those same voters once Trump is gone so they don't really have much reason to not have hard shift to the right.
I wanna see the fucker go down like a sack of potatos mid self-aggrandizing rant and the bonk of his head off the podium to be sampled into a thousand ebm tracks
I miss '80s and '90s industrial music filled with sampled speeches too.
Skinny Puppy coming out of retirement for one track makes my wee wee tickle
Fingers crossed, hitting your head super hard when falling is also a pretty good way to die. People hit their heads on nightstands falling out of beds and die all the time.
dude i have a Benjamin down on an Elvis. Doesn't have to be eating, but we're talking massive blowout on camera
Sorry to upset people thinking of him dieing soon, but they're going to sit him in a gold throne, kept barely alive, in suspended animation, then keep him alive and in charge for 40,000 years.
They'll use AI every time they want him to "say something".
That's it, I'm jumping in the nearest warp storm.
I'm gonna join the first Genestealer cult that gets to me first.
I think I'd personally join up with Khorne. I'm not much for violence or rage, but I feel like he offers a pretty straightforward deal compared to the other gods. No shenanigans, no chance of becoming a spawn as long as I do what I'm supposed to, and although he's not gonna protect me he also isn't gonna backstab me.
Maybe I can forge weapons or something while blasting Amon Amarth? I feel like that's Khorne enough.
So does that mean they need to sacrifice 1000 teenage girls a day to keep it powered?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YCTgcZ6ImsQ
They are going to "Weekend at Bernie's" his bloated ass...ha!
Witches, untie
I'm not a witch, but I wanna be part of the club. What do I gotta do to join
He had a stroke. COVID infected in at his age have double the chances of stroke later on.
He can talk to Charlie about how karma is a bitch.
Karma would have been him rotting in a prison cell for the last 40 or so years
He might cop a locked in
He will be a steaming pile of shit in his next life.
Uh huh. Remote diagnosis through grainy video. Bell's palsy is far more likely.
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