Oh no don't tell me enshittification has come for Cosmic Crisp!

My induction range has knobs! Even the oven setting is a knob.

I have mild activity induced asthma. I also think my inhaler either doesn't help or doesn't help enough so I basically never use it. I also get the blood taste! However, I usually only get really bad symptoms if I'm really out of shape. If I reduce my load and keep working at it, most symptoms go away completely. Like... After a few weeks or a month depending on how long I've stopped exercising for. Maybe that's specific to me, maybe not. No idea.

I just microdose burnout and am useless for half a day up to several days at a time. Hopefully The Big One never hits.

Their customer service was pretty good in my experience too. When they got acquired I closed my account. Oh well.

More people should learn how national debt actually works. People equate it to household debt or business debt too often.

I prefer my comedy unfiltered.

When you're done eating your microplastics.

Those go in the bag too. Gotta marinate.

Lemon Song is still about fruit in a sense, but not any literal lemons.

I run a fusion reactor and a fission reactor. I'd feel bad not putting things back the way I found them.

Smooth transition to Snatch quote right there. Guy Ritchie loves his monologues.