Easy, gather the tenants off all the other faiths and put them up.
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Go through them as a class.
Explain what adultery and coveting mean.
Get angry letters from parents.
Reply “you voted for this so now I have to teach it.”
"Adultery is when you have sex with someone you are not married to." *(Bible's definition)
8yr old: "What is sex?"
Teacher: "Ask your parents."
Other 8 year old: "Is that what dad does with the babysitter?"
Teacher: "Ask your mom."
8yr old: “What is sex?”
Teacher: “Ask your parents.”
LOL, no.
This is science class we're talking about. Teach it. In full detail.
I would be surprised if Texas doesn't have a very specific law about sex ed in schools and what can be taught at specific grade levels.
Any state that is christofascist enough to require a display of the Ten Commandments in schools is probably also prudish enough to punish teachers for honest discussions of human sexuality.
Requiring you to post the 10 Commandments doesn't prevent you from posting, say, the five pillars of Islam. :)

Hang them up. You're obliged to anyway. Then post pictures of lawmakers next to them who broke those commandments and write how and why they did. Make it a game for the children to find more.
Post it facing the wall so it's just the back of the poster.
Post it upside down.
Post it in direct sunlight so it fades very quickly.
Post it behind something big on a counter that just happens to always obstruct it.
If it's a science classroom, somewhere where potentially caustic chemicals might frequently, accidently damage it.
Post it on the floor as a door mat so it gets walked on.
Believe it or not there are rules about how it is allowed to be posted.
(1) include only the text of the Ten Commandments as provided by Subsection (c) in a size and typeface that is legible to a person with average vision from anywhere in the classroom in which the poster or framed copy is displayed; and (2) be at least 16 inches wide and 20 inches tall.
Hang it with the printed side against the wall.
I put posters Im required to have in my classroom but dont want behind the door. The door is always open so the poster is always hidden from sight. Students dont even know its there.
Just go down the list each day and match each commandment with the one of our politicians deeds.

When Moses approached the camp and saw the calf and the dancing, his anger burned and he threw the tablets out of his hands, breaking them to pieces at the foot of the mountain. And he took the calf the people had made and burned it in the fire; then he ground it to powder, scattered it on the water and made the Israelites drink it.
He said to Aaron, “What did these people do to you, that you led them into such great sin?”
“Do not be angry, my lord,” Aaron answered. “You know how prone these people are to evil. They said to me, ‘Make us gods who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don’t know what has happened to him.’ So I told them, ‘Whoever has any gold jewelry, take it off.’ Then they gave me the gold, and I threw it into the fire, and out came this calf!”
Moses saw that the people were running wild and that Aaron had let them get out of control and so become a laughingstock to their enemies. So he stood at the entrance to the camp and said, “Whoever is for the Lord, come to me.” And all the Levites rallied to him.
Then he said to them, “This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: ‘Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.’” The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about three thousand of the people died. Then Moses said, “You have been set apart to the Lord today, for you were against your own sons and brothers, and he has blessed you this day.”
Find one with the full text of the commandments. They're a lot more interesting. My favorite is number 10.
You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.
Those handy little posters only mention coveting wives and goods, but it's important that they know God says slavery is totally fine, just don't covet your neighbor's slaves.
There are two (or three) versions of the 10 Commandments in the Bible itself, before we even consider translation issues:
https://news.utexas.edu/2019/02/04/ten-commandments-in-texas-classrooms-but-what-version/
Anyway, the NIV translation uses "servant" instead of "slave", which seems bogus to me.
Luckily that commandment is in exodus 20, and exodus 21 just happens to have the rules for selling your daughter as a "servant" for life, as well as the punishment for beating "servants" to death. You know, normal stuff.
And this is why it's bullshit. 3 versions of a book some random person wrote to gather followers. Biggest cult in the world.
There's a whole list of things that should get you killed according to those nice books.
Knowledge that the Bible says slaves are OK will not be beneficial.
It's a perfect stepping stone for a lesson on how the Bible is completely incompatible with modern morals.
it should also be noted that that's about coveting other people's possessions. that's what that list all has in common. wives are not an exception to that category, as far as the author was concerned. (and the people insisting these stupid things go up.)
Surely there’s a malicious compliance way to do so. Post it in 6pt font. In disappearing ink. In the original Hebrew. In Elvish. Backward. Behind the flag.
Put it right next to all other religious texts you can find?
Have then in the oldest English you can find. Old enough that it can't be read by most people.
If you got told which format, use it as a study. critical thinking is good
Font was not specified? It's time for

I can still read that. Use the same font as death metal bands
It was Moses that received them. Contrary to popular belief. Moses did not speak English. I think it would be entirely appropriate to have the 10 commandments in their original language. Which I will assume was Classic Hebrew
It's not supposed to make everyone comfortable. It's supposed to indoctrinate children to the insane ideals of this fascist govt.
Put it on the wall and then cover it with the periodic table because you had important things that had to go over the top
Put it in something almost no one speaks or wrotes, like Toki Pona, or as another commentator said that I think is good, put Texas Republican state politicians/ Trump next to each commandment they broke
Dan Dennet proposed teaching all major religions, with their history, in public schools.
I think he believed it would innoculate.
I’ve taught world religion to high schoolers before. I’m 100% in favor of it - I think it helps immensely with empathy and understanding the world. It’s a lot less easy to believe that all Muslims are swarthy murderous masses itching to kill infidels if you know the basic tenets of the religion. And most Christians don’t understand the Bible either. I am absolutely delighted to teach about the history of the texts and their interpretations.
Something like having all of the different religious tenets put up would make perfect sense in a high school world history classroom. However, none of that has any business being a in a middle school science classroom.
Something like having all of the different religious tenets put up would make perfect sense in a high school world history classroom.
The rule, as written, states that any private individual may present a poster or framed copies of the Ten Cs, rather than purchasing them with public funds. The displays must be a minimum of 16 inches wide and 20 inches tall, with text legible from anywhere in the room. Each classroom in a public elementary or secondary schools must then display the Ten Commandments in a prominent location in each classroom.
The school itself can't provide the material and the material must match the specifications as outlined in the legislation.
Teachers going out and posting additional or contrary material will almost certainly be subjected to retaliation by the district school board or the state.
Post a sign above them that says: "which of these would you replace and what would you replace it with that offers better moral guidance?"
What disturbs me a bit is that we're in an atheism community and 99% of the answers hinge around 'put up more religion'. Sure, if one then treat them all the same. But then also treat us the same. We don't believe that any of that has a room in a science class room. Where is the respect for our believe?
Hang them up. Then once explain to your students why none of this belongs in a science class room. Ask who would like to have the honors of tearing them down at the end of the class as a proactive lesson on science. Explain to them why this will be a daily ritual now.
This way they're on display every day, so you are strictly speaking compliant. But it makes it very clear that this has no place here. Your students will become more comfortable with the idea of resisting religious BS. Until the day you are fired for it. Then they learn that freedom has a price.
atheism isn't a belief system though. it's the absence of belief. if the teachers are forced to do stuff based on belief, the only malicious compliance that works within the rules is to treat all belief systems equally. science is also not a belief system.
I disagree.
Agnosticism is the absence of belief.
Atheism is believing that there is no God.
Theism is the belief in a god or gods.
Atheism is the lack of that belief. You can be an atheist and simply lack belief, or you can affirmatively claim that no gods exist.
Many atheists are somewhat in the middle: for example, there are certain god claims that are so patently ridiculous (e.g. Xenu) that I do claim that they don’t exist, whereas there are others that are probably unfalsifiable (e.g. a deistic god) and so I don’t think it’s possible to make a legitimate claim that they don’t exist.
Agnosticism deals with knowledge, not belief. It’s right there in the word: “gnostos” is the Greek word for knowledge.
this is a problem the movement has had forever. people who call themselves atheist but specifically "do not believe in God", with the name capitalised, ruin it for the rest of us.
agnosticism is specifically a both-sides belief. actual modern atheism is about theory of work. people who grow up christian and then turn against their upbringing think they're atheist but they're actually "achristian".
Nothing like gatekeeping something as basic as not believing in myths.
I understand where you’re coming from and I probably wouldn’t have worded things in the same way the person you’re replying to is, but there are a lot of misconceptions out there around what atheism is. For example I’ve talked to people who exit Christianity and simultaneously call themselves atheists while developing a belief in a different god, and this is objectively not atheism. Similarly, there’s often an atheism vs. agnosticism confusion which I addressed in a different comment here.
I always think, there's atheists and there's angry atheists
But yes achristian works.
Idk man. I'm pretty sure atheism technically IS a belief system: the null set is a subset of every set (also sure, bald is a hair color and if you hold up 2 fists I can count zero fingers you're holding up). Of course, this is subject to some rich debate.
I suspect you can go a step further in malicious compliance by maximally broadening what you mean by "belief system". Obviously you should also have Asimovs 3 laws of robotics, the first rule of fight club, the key phrase to view the marauders map, and so on.
The idea isn't to spread religious dogma, the idea is to put up non-christian, non-secular sources of what most would consider to be wisdom and watch the hypocrites who made the stupid law in the first place lose their minds that teachers are "putting [Islam, Buddhism, Satanism, etc] in schools". of course, to prevent the teacher from doing that, they would have to sue and potentially have the law that requires teachers to post up the 10 commandments in the first place be declared unconstitutional in order to also remove other sources of religious references.
As a former catholic i always love seeing these types of christians that want to life by the bible but pick and choose. And even if not they never life by the one golden rule "LOVE THY NEIGHBORE AS THOU SELF" or any other doctrin of christianity
I'm Glad I Graduated when I did, I do however feel bad for all the kids still in school, Hopefully the satanic temple can fight for a statue or paintings of baphomet those guys are great at fighting all this

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