Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

I immediately downvoted this fork.. then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

Knork/10

Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

This fork isn't stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.

8/10.

2. I hate it, but it appears functional

Crab Fork

8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

Limited usefulness because it's too narrow. Don't like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn't want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

3.145183813819291837

Specific enough?

Why TF is Lemmy's nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

I mean, that's half of mine. How did we get here?

Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.

I'd give it a perfect 5/7

I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

Because that fork has trisomy 21.

If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that's a manufacturing dud but I'll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it's trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

It looks like someone made a fork based on a toddler's drawing of a fork

I can not rate this based on this photo. It doesn't even show the complete fork. And how much does it weigh? Where's the banana for scale?

backscratcher/10

5/7

I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

Certainly less than a full 4.

3/10. Not great, Bob.

I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.

8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.

Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.

-2/10

Pretentious restaurant/10. They're going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.

1. It's not a good spork.

Zero thousand.

4/10, not for the unique tines but for the bulbous and tapered handle. Not as comfortable to hold and use as your standard fork.

8/10. -4 for unneeded weight, -3 for asymmetry making prongs short, +5 for actually sharp prongs. Looking at you, every other "fork" out there you.

Dali/10

Excellent for pokin' olives. 7/10

That looks like a fork at a restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than a regular fork. With this fork, you get to experience the chefs childhood struggles growing up in poverty, withou proper tools to succeed in life. As you fumble around trying to scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.

3/10 for the artistic expression
1/10 for the meal

4k

Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg

8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.

Doesn't matter what the scale is: it's still zero.

Looks pretty standard to me

Looks like it has good mouth-feel. As a fidget toy, 5/10; as a fork, 2/10

I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.

7/10

Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations

5 because it at least appears to do the job

4/10.

Great for its intended use, but performs very poorly at some fork functions.

4 out of 5 prongs.

shove it up your ass/10

5.67/10

Tines are uneven, 4/10

I am particular about forks and spoons, preferring they are thin and relatively straight - this fork looks too thick, but I don't mind how narrow it is

Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10

Something about the shape tells me this will be a 10/10 x-ray during an emergency room visit.