Add some lettuce and have yourself a double vegetarian meal!

I adore Viz.

They once printed the finest letter ever penned.

Also, this advert for flat-roof pubs will never not make me hoot.

Ha ha fantastic!

Haha! The Princess Diana and Jade Goody ping pong ornament is fucking amazing!

Thank you! Everyone else posting here is insane

Just nut in it

Just put your nuts in it *

Just put nuts in it *

Question:
If I 'nut' in it for you then will it still be 100% vegetarian? And would you still eat it?

Lab grown meat, too

It could also be that the owner is named Crompton Veggie, and these are his Veggie burgers

It would depend on what definition of vegan you use

Growing meat cells in a lab and selling them as food is illegal in the states you reference.

What Beyond does in processing plant material into something that resembles some meat products is still legal everywhere.

Jokes are illegal in Texas? I guess that tracks…

Plant based "meats" are legal in Texas. Lab grown meat is not. Beyond is safe.

Okay so on 'is poop vegan', I'll start: civet coffee. Is it still vegan?

Of course it's a plant, it's 100% vegetarian!

As dense as a vegetarian all beef burger.

How do you know it was vegan?

I saw a cow eat a baby chicken once

Hmmm, vegetarians.

*drooling Homer

my BODY is a MACHINE that turns GRASS into HAMBURGERS

*badass photo of a cow skeleton lifting weights*

It’s literally in shitpost…

Is that how it works? In that case I have some business ideas ...

Some do consider it vegan, same as the "freegan" subset. There's even at least one influencer who is a bit infamous for it But there's also a few problems with this line of reasoning. It still normalizes the idea of the consumption of animal products, so it's a slippery slope at best. It's also not scalable, as soon as probably even a modest proportion of people would adopt such a diet, demand would quickly start to surpass supply which would incentivise the artificial production of more road kill.

And then there's just the why? of it. Like if we're talking about extreme situations like starvation and poverty where there is literally no other choice, okay that would make sense. But otherwise, what is so wrong with eating plants that someone would go out of their way to eat carrion instead? With the likely putrefaction involved we are talking about literal self harm to avoid eating some good ol grains and beans.

As a vegetarian I do want it to taste like meat. That's how you get more people to try veggie meals.

Source: me with my family.
My immediate family now eats less meat due to liking the stuff I have, and more veggie stuff in general.

Some even prefer the 'meat' burgers -Beyond, Aldi plant based etc- over their old beef burgers.
They wouldn't have even thought of trying them and be converted if they weren't any "creepy and gross" alternatives.

The best vegan/vegetarian food I've had was the stuff that got away from finding substitutes for meat and just did its own thing.

As someone who currently eats meat but trying to reduce consumption for environmental reasons, I 100% want a vegan burger that tastes like the real deal

creepy and gross.

We are talking burger here, not your genitals.

Same. Plant-forward veggie burgers are great. Seitan is a revelation.