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[–] 257 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Wait, the Epstein list that definitely doesn't exist may have his name planted on it?

The goalposts have left the fucking stadium.

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  • [+] 80 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Also, the Epstein list that definitely doesn't exist and may have had his name planted on it also says that Bill Clinton visited the island 28 times, and you can trust that number because he read it on the list which doesn't exist and if it does exist you can't trust what it says.

    I never went to the island, and Bill Clinton went there supposedly 28 times

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    [–] 114 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The files are real, I've got them on my desk

    My enemies are named in the files.

    I'm not going to release the files for people to see the context.

    Nobody cares anyway we won't talk about it.

    Ok everyone cares about it but the list doesn't actually exist

    Okay it exists but all instances that mention me are fake <-- you are here

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  • [–] 86 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    That didn't happen.
    "The files don't exist."

    And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
    "It's just full of Democrats."

    And if it was, that's not a big deal.
    "Old news, move on already."

    And if it is, that's not my fault.
    "Somebody planted my name in it."

    And if it was, I didn't mean it.
    ???

    And if I did, you deserved it.
    ???

    That last one is going to be a doozey.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Oooh, Oooh! Let me guess the last two!

    Umm, something along the lines of "it was locker room talk." As in, "any guy in my position would have done the same."

    And for the last one... "They were asking for it!" Like they don't think of the children as children, think of them as non-humans who were begging to be-

    Ugh, this bit is too gross to continue.

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago*

    I will take that as confirmation from Donald Trump that his name is on the list.

    Pedophile.

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  • [–] 67 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    It's very clear that he's on the list and that's not surprising. What's surprising is that out of all the people in these bureaus and government, not a single person is standing up and doing anything. It's unbelievable that there aren't and people with intrinsic good in them to fucking do something about this.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Last 10 years have really shown us how trash this country is, haven't they?

    Americans aren't very smart. Americans are pretty weak.

    Sad. But true.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Americans invented the propaganda systems which have now eaten their brains. It is currently being trained on the rest of the world.

    (They also warned us about those same propaganda systems, but we didn't care about that.)

    Heads up.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well, I'd like to be surprised that POTUS was visiting a rape island, but having observed Trump for nearly a decade it's entirely predictable that he would do that given the opportunity.

    I think you could sort the members and supporters of his regime broadly into 3 categories:

    • there's the MAGA people who are on board because they're sick of the wokerati telling them what to do. They're not really "engaged" with the politics. These are the "leopards ate my face" types.
    • there's the apathetic conservatives who are trying not to look too closely, don't necessarily like Trump, but support conservative policies and aren't going to oppose him.
    • then there's the active supporters like the FBI agents reviewing the files or republicans voting not to release them. They're complicit for their own benefit.
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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I think there's a fourth category, which is people who are keeping quiet for their own health. If you blew the whistle, how long do you truly believe you'd remain anonymous? Even if you moved to a foreign country right afterwards, how long do you think you'd stay alive? You have a highly narcissistic man in control of one of the most complex and far-reaching systems of surveillance ever built, and that man is HIGHLY invested in keeping his secrets - and failing that, he's never been above making examples. Don't forget Trump worked with the Mob, likely the Russian Mafia, and came of age in the tail end of the era where blowing the whistle on the wrong person in NY could very well end with you getting a lead injection from a very Italian man.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Because he fucked children.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    He sure is saying a lot of things that aren't, "it is patently false that I fuck children."

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago

    The very same file that according to him checks notes doesn't exist?

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah, planted by his buddy Jeff after some pleasant correspondance

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    A ha, he knows his name is in there and is trying to cover his tracks

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    Ah yes, his name was planted in the files by his political enemies to defame him and then they kept the files secret for years to make the frame-job extra believable. Very credible story, no notes.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Donald Trump, probably: “Hey, who planted my dick in all these underage girls?”

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Anyone who believes Trump "Hasn't been interested" in whether his name is on the list or not...

    Anyone who believes lifelong Republican and Trump Collaborator J. Comey can see the future...

    Anyone who believes that the Biden administration went through the trouble of doctoring evidence to set up Trump just in case he was elected in the future and pressured to release the files...

    Anyone who believes that he hasn't already decided to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell in exchange for her compiling a list of 100 of Trumps enemies...

    Is a fucking idiot, even by MAGAt standards, and that's already as low of a bar as it's possible to have.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    MAGA still believes MILLIONS of votes for Biden were from migrants bused in from Mexico.

    If you took all the busses in the entirety of the USA, and used them at once, you could, at most, be able to transport 800,000 people.

    And that's if all the busses in the US were doing it at once. Something that would certainly be noticed.

    MAGA are just dilusional. Unfortunately, nothing based in reality can change that.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    That's really, really stupid, but even that isn't as dumb as "There is no list, and if there is a list I'm not on it, and if I am on it it's Biden's fault, and if there's proof I'm a pedo it's a hoax, and I haven't even thought of pardoning Maxwell, but I totally could, and If I do it's not because she produced a bogus list that I'm not on but all my enemies are."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't like Trump and I'm positive there weren't millions bussed from Mexico to vote. I also don't like disinformation.

    Just looking at school busses, there are approximately 480,000 school busses in the US. Enough to carry 10-30 million people at once, depending on average bus size

    I don't have time to dig deeper, but im sure there are enough city busses in the US to carry a few million more.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    Ah. It's not disinformation. I wasn't going off figures of public school buses that in no way could be rented. I was going off the amount of busses in service for private operation.

    There are approximately 66,180 revenue vehicles available for maximum service in the public transit sector of the United States. 

    From the transit authority database: https://www.transit.dot.gov/ntd

    Which based on your math is enough to carry 800k to 2.4 million at once if used to maximum capacity (and depending on bus size).

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  • I was going to say that those school buses all would have been busy transporting children on election day, but then I remembered that most schools are used as polling places and thus the buses would have been free. However, I am a school bus driver myself and I probably would have remembered being told to drive to Mexico (from Philly!) and pick up a load of migrants.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago*

    yea, by Epstien.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "planted" by "fact checkers"

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It always happens to the best people. I hate when the same happens to me

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 1 year ago

    Don’t you just hate when you’re maliciously added to a giant scandal that you had nothing to do with? It’s always the ones that were perpetrated by a man that you knew for 15 years that described you as his only friend and that introduced you to your current wife.

    Happens to me all the time too.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Any article that begins with "Trump says" isn't worth reading.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Unfortunately, it is. Gotta find out who Trump is trying to fuck or kill so that we can make big enough of a stink to protect them.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I get your point, but, no.

    Finding out who he's planning on damaging is important. But an article that starts with "Trump says..." is already too conciliatory.

    Every article reporting Trump's insanity should be written appropriately: "In full damage-control mode Trump tries to pretend his name may have been planted in Epstein files."

    "Trump violates the constitution again, in claim that..."

    "Despite ruling from superior court judge, Trump pushes ahead with illegal kidnappings."

    This is what the media needs to do, and every time they don't, it's a failure that doesn't deserve our attention.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Yup.

    I haven't even watched Trump speak since, I dunno, maybe 2019. It was around that time I realized there was literally no value in listening to anything that comes out of his mouth, on any medium.

    He's a felon rapist thief traitor that must be stopped. Nothing else matters, certainly not anything he says.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    MAGA, I gotta tell you, we all think you're dumb enough to believe this.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Planted?

    Damn yo, how'd that happen?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They will say that Biden had those files for 4 years. Anything could have happened.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    That isn't an irrelevant point. Not because Trump was falsely added to the Epstein files but because it's yet another angle the Biden DOJ could have taken to do something consequential about Trump. Instead they repeatedly stalled and chose to pursue only the most trivial of accusations with any real sense of urgency, apparently hoping that ignoring the problem would make it go away, or at least buy them some political goodwill. Now we're all stuck dealing with the fallout of treating a traitor with kid gloves.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I am taking this as the official admission by Donald Trump that his name is in fact in the Epstein files, planted or not.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    It's also now a hoax

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    MAGA: What's this? A reason I can stop caring about my god-emperor being probably almost certainly definitely a pedophile? Yes please!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    "We were 'pals' for fifteen years and no one thought to mention it until the deep state decided to retroactively add my name. Just like how the FBI never catalogues the associates of any other person under criminal investigation."

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Actual genius plan to weasel out of this...

    Conspiracy theorists in your party obsess over pedophile related conspiracies (true and imaginary) so you use another conspiracy to get them back on your side...

    They'll 100% eat this up for sure. All he needs to do is get Pam Rubber Stamp Bondi to provide some "evidence" that has a bunch of Democrats on it and this will all be over. Any connection to him can be dismissed as his favorite "witch hunt" and "fake documents."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    He'll just use the word "hoax" over and over.

    Whole lotta dipshits in that party think that Russia is a "hoax". Weird how a lot of people went to prison over a "hoax". But we aren't talking about a party known for having rocket surgeons in their base...and their thought leaders are really good at saying things like "Russia Russia Russia" like their dear leader to reprogram the meat bags in their base.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    All he does is lie, why should we believe him?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    have you ever just not asked someone because you already knew they were going to lie anyway?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oh man. Kinda triggered by this.

    In my early 20s, (20 years ago) I became entangled with my first girlfriend. It was awful, but I somehow believed that relationships were about "making it work" which I interpreted to mean coping with whatever abuse.

    She was a compulsive liar. I'd never encountered anything like that before.

    I remember thinking that her lies were my fault because I'd asked her about something that she didn't want to tell the truth about. Wow, that was a trip.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I thought you said that there were no Jeffrey Epstein files, Mr Presidon't. Which is it?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Who believes this stupid bastard anymore

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    If by planted you mean it was always there, then yes, now shut up you Orange Jackass.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Just throwing out ideas until his dumb fuck supports find one believable enough to run with it.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Given the way his enemies control all areas of the government and he is just a defenseless president who has put in most of the members of the courts and completely controls the party in power in congress and installed stooges into the top levels of every federal agency. Totally believable.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Felon rapist thief traitor says what?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    The same files he refuses to show.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    @criss_cross Another admission that his name is in there,

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The same someone who shat in his Depends.

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    Y’all gonna believe it and keep him.

    Bet.

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