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[–] 158 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Thank you for posting legitimate content!

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  • [–] 85 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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  • [–] 135 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I am so grateful for this post! You always post such interesting content. 🦐⛹️‍♂️📷

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I think I'm blessed if not I wouldn't have met Swirvel Handgwendt. She is a spectacular financial expert and saved me thousands every month! 💲💵🤑🙏

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I literally just saw a thread of these comments on a video. It was like 100 comments deep as well.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Ah this is a whole different set of bots.

    The ones in the OP seem to be advertising a different youtube channel that then links to a website that supposedly contains nudes. That's pretty new

    The one in yours, the "multiple people discussing a way to get rich" chain is pretty old by now, has been going on for at least 2-3 years.

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  • [–] 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You know they're fake because real YouTube commentors only have two modes:

    "Who's watching in 2025" and "No one: Not a single soul:"

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago

    I love genuine and wholesome interactions with real people! 🍋‍🟩🦎🕺🏻

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  • [+] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago

    Fascinated by your creativity! 🦒🙁🍑

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    Thanks for making such a great post! Your content is always insightful and funny, keep it up! 👉👌🥵

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago* (11 children)

    Am I the only one who has assumed any account using the format "Firstname LastName" since the early 2000's is a bot, because real people generally make creative usernames?

    I know it doesn't exactly work in the age of Twitter, where so many people were never taught basic online safety guidelines, which included NOT USING YOUR REAL GOD DAMN NAME, but old habits die hard.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I've had my Google account for over a decade. At some point, I noticed my YouTube handle was just my name, and I don't remember setting it to that.

    On pretty much all websites, I have a default username I try to use, but I don't remember getting that option when making a Google account

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    These are all almost names in the same way. It makes me wonder if they’re variants in a language I’ve never seen before or (imo more likely) someone prompted ai for women’s usernames and it got confused by the cutesy ways people used to augment their names for usernames.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    There's a counterpoint to that. In real hard truth, nobody is anonymous and creative handles can be traced back to a name easily.

    But having pseudonyms affects human psychology. And makes people post things they wouldn't want to be traced to them. And do things.

    There was a time when it seemed that everything is insecure. That time didn't end. Just with HTTPS everywhere and encrypted everything and with glossy appearances people have genuinely lost all understanding of the real world.

    They think, metaphorically, that if there's no name written on their door, everyone who asks can't learn who they are.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How long until the Internet is so full of bots and AI spam that it becomes impossible to even find our fellow humans amid the noise?

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    The worst is when you see a low sub count channel owner respond with the sincerest gratitude, like it really made their day to get such a supportive comment. I never have the heart to tell them, but I do try to leave an actual supportive comment of my own to sort of balance it out

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    And this is because it works. Horny men see the minuscule thumbnail: "OMG it's a hot woman!", then click it, see the link in the profile, and get scammed.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Kind of amazing that it both still works and Youtube refuses to remove it to fake their engagement numbers.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Continue to delight your viewers with content! 🫰🏽🌚🫐

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Fascinated by your interesting content! I am grateful for your creativity! 🙏🍻🤌

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    i remember they used to steal comments from real people.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    The middle finger at the end of the fourth one 😂

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  • [+] -6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    That is an index finger.

    EDIT: Well, color me corrected, weird flex!

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I noticed a pattern. So many comments have that same emoji spam pattern, even if they seem different. Something seemed off for a while now.

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    This is so wholesome and original, totally made my day!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Honestly, your comment made it even better.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    And your reply just added a little more sunshine ☀️

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    This thread is the internet at its best.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Agree. It's like a warm hug in comment form.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Can we just keep this energy going forever?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Did that comment chain hit the mark for you? As a language model, I try to capture the tone and warmth you're aiming for—so if it felt genuine and flowed naturally, I’m glad! But if there’s a tweak you'd like, I’m all ears.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Comments 4

    there are 5 comments

    The bot is coming from inside the house

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I love that each has three emojis, and most of them make no sense.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    Oh wow, I was like "interesting, haven't seen these" seeing the three emojis and stuff on yours

    However

    To test the theory, I (a car nut) went to one of the biggest automotive YouTubers, Mat Armstrong, who's currently rebuilding his dad's dream car and released the last video 2 days ago.

    Two comments, different profile, same profile pic that, zoomed out enough, looks like a vagina. Go on the profile and they both look like this:

    Edit: spoiler tag wasn't working for everyone. Long story short, they linked another channel with a bottomless lady for the thumbnail

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Just FYI your spoiler tag doesn't work for me

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Damn the thirst trap is real. Also the fact the profile pic looks like a vagina thing is so crazy (and obviously intentional). It definitely did make me want to see what the actual profile pic was though so +1 engagement point for the bot?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    @MyNameIsBrandyFindMyOnlyFans86753098675309

    Im so impressed by your dedication to your content. You are a shining light on this content creative platform. Can we all just appreciate content creator for his hard work?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Such fantastic content! Your posts consistently provide value and I'm always excited to see what you'll share next. 🦄🔩🍜

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I post very little on insta and I’ve still had to block a half-dozen LLM slop accounts after they commented word slurry on photos I posted.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What's the point of these three random emoji?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I wonder if it would be possible to plant an instruction bomb somewhere on the page which would trip up LLM-powered bots. I dunno how much of the page they take in.

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I usually see the naked ass with a stolen comment. Right click, report. You'd think YouTube would figure out how to auto-filter these, but nope.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I don't understand the purpose of these bot comments? I see them a lot of videos within minutes of them being posted.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 year ago

    One reason might be to game the YouTube algorithm. Rumor has it that a video with more interaction gets boosted. Though I don’t believe that in this instance, since I respect the creator.

    Another reason might be to make the commenting accounts themselves look real. Though I can’t imagine for what purpose.

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  • [+] 6 points 1 year ago* (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Are they intentionally poor comments like those wealthy foreign prince emails allegedly are (to ward off intelligent people)?

    Or are they using GPT-2.9 or something?

    Even last year’s language models should be better, and you could prompt in your native language and ask for English translations once you’re satisfied.

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