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[–] 3 points 4 hours ago

Oh that’s a good joke.

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    [–] 58 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

    The family she plans to spend more time with:

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  • [–] 58 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

    Maybe she can finally sleep in that deprivation tank made out of dirt that's been waiting 20 years for her.

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  • [–] 29 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

    Hell doesn't even want these people

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  • [–] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Hence Hell must be a better place

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  • [–] 22 points 14 hours ago*

    “Before being burned alive by the Spaniards, Chief Hatuey was asked if he wanted to accept Christianity and go to heaven. Hatuey asked if Spaniards go to heaven, to which the priest replied that they do. Hatuey then stated that he'd rather go to hell where he wouldn't see such cruel people.”

    Absolutely amazing. I hope I can say something half as cool if I’m ever murdered by some religious or extremist group.

    Wiki link of Hatuey

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    And she still almost won. That's insane. Who the fuck votes for these ghouls?

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  • [–] 78 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    I for one completely trust this woman to make well thought out decisions about me and my children's future.

    • Who the fuck, ever?
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  • [–] 26 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

    Wasn't she in the news for saying something awful to a child recently?

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    "2038 is only 12 years away and YOU and your classmates will be responsible for that debt."

    Bish who the eff has been sitting in congress for half a century racking up all this debt without giving us things we need like healthcare, clean energy and education?

    Your plan is seriously just to die and leave these ten-year-olds saddled with trillions of dollars of national debt?

    Tax the billionaires. And maybe stop all these pointless wars in the middle east.

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    Omg, it's that lady!!! I recall reading this article in the past few months, absolutely abhorrent behavior on her part. I'm extra excited to see her get swept away in the blue wave 🌊

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  • [–] 22 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

    The funny part is how gerrymandered her district is:

    They made sure not to connect Winston-Salem to Greensboro (both relatively blue cities,), and split Greensboro amongst three "sure thing" red districts.

    So their plan expected to completely dilute Greensboro to all red, but instead got 3 blue districts for their trouble.

    Broadly, NC is extremely gerrymandered, and it only at least partially worked to dilute Winston-Salem and Fayetteville. Another painfully gerrymandered district that went blue:

    Despite their best efforts they ended up with only 3 GOP. Will go down in history as textbook "dummy mandering"

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  • [–] 18 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

    look at her, she probably did hear the big bang

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  • [–] 17 points 16 hours ago

    Good riddance. Every ancient Republican ghoul and centrist Dem ousted out of office is one less obstacle to a better world.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 hours ago*

    She called the police when she thought she saw some dark matter in her galaxy.

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  • [–] 25 points 18 hours ago* (3 children)

    Wow, that cunt wins the ghoulish evil sith award.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 hours ago

    T E R M L I M I T S

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  • [–] 11 points 13 hours ago

    Looked it up. She's only 3 years older than the orange moron.

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  • [–] 11 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    Would all of the noise be a knock on effect of the big bang?

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  • [–] 6 points 17 hours ago

    Zathras work here. Zathras were born here. You work up there, Zathras work down here. You dress like that, Zathras dress like this.

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  • [–] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    She looks like crumpled parchment. Almost as much as Trump's mom.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 hours ago

    Shit like this is probably why they act like Mitch is a young boy. jfc

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  • [–] 5 points 6 hours ago

    She remembers when they invented chocolate.

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  • [–] 4 points 12 hours ago

    so shes a primordial, thats how old she is.

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    That's a pornstar name fr

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  • [–] 3 points 7 hours ago

    Hopefully she'll lose more than that soon too.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago

    That's a new one for my sons' collection of "my parents are old" stories.

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