“Before being burned alive by the Spaniards, Chief Hatuey was asked if he wanted to accept Christianity and go to heaven. Hatuey asked if Spaniards go to heaven, to which the priest replied that they do. Hatuey then stated that he'd rather go to hell where he wouldn't see such cruel people.”

Absolutely amazing. I hope I can say something half as cool if I’m ever murdered by some religious or extremist group.

Wiki link of Hatuey