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[–] 77 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I try to be inclusive but I just can't bring myself to support rich pieces of shit transitioning into uber-wealthy pieces of shit.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Don't forget, most of his family was already racist and pro-apartheid. They moved out of South Africa because they disliked that apartheid was over.

    And Musk wasn't self-made; his family was already filthy rich through blood mines.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 day ago

    There's a lot of misinformation about him as well, like people thinking he is an engineer. He has no engineering degree, not even computer science. He just has Bachelor of Arts in physics and was just an average B student.

    I noticed that there were busy of groups created on Facebook that were promoting him, there also subreddits which if you say something critical they shadow ban you so no one else can see your comments. This is why those subreddits look like some hint of cult, because no one who says anything critical is visible there.

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  • [–] 109 points 1 day ago (17 children)

    If it's ok for them to pick on suicidal trans kids, then it's on for us to pick on their insecurities. He also had peck implants so huge it made his chest look like he had a freezer inserted under his skin.

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    Ive always thought less fridge and more cyberfuck with this photo

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    I don't think that's due to implants. Pretty sure that's just what British genes do to people over time. My hypothesis is that after 40 all British men become haunted by the ghost of Churchill. They go from busted twink to Churchill bod rapidly, becoming more racist as they gain torso mass.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Ok, like, I get insecurity in one's chest, if I could have a ribcage reduction that looked good and wasn't risky I'd jump on that shit, and I still am resisting the urge to get a boob job. But, man how do you not seriously look at cosmetic surgery and ask yourself if it'll look good before getting it?

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  • [–] 1 point 47 minutes ago

    Yeah I looked at pictures of the rib reduction surgery and it doesn't look good. I feel you, my bones don't allow a real waist but you can't just force one onto a body that isn't made for it. All my kids were born girls, and it's funny, half had the ribs that slant in like they had been corseted and half straight up and down like mine but it's a hipbone thing too.

    Overall proportions can look really good either way, though. Which again loops back to Elon and his modifications. It's like he paid no mind to what he was working with. He is a good height and there was nothing wrong with his frame. Again just maintenance would have served him much better than whatever this mess is.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    What could be more gender affirming for a male than MALE pattern baldness?

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  • [–] 31 points 1 day ago

    Unshelled peanut lookin' ass.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago

    He looks like some random bloke on the street in a BBC interview here

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

    Pulls back curtain..."Why, he's nothing more than a balding South African! He's no wizard!". Toto: "Woof!".

    • EDIT: Changed "American to African.
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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago* (11 children)

    Uhhggg. This is a horrible picture because it somehow makes me think of Christopher Walken - one of my favorite actors. Sir Walken's legacy should not be tainted like this! I must scrub this image from the interwebs!

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    What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?

    Tap for spoilerChristopher Reeve.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (2 children)

    One's alive, the other dead. Checks out.

    (Yes, I know what you were going for, fellow tasteless jokester.)

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago* (1 child)

    Hey, it works on two levels!

    Tap for spoilerUnlike Christopher Reeve.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    Iirc he had a sit/stand chair didn't he?

    I remember videos of him demoing like futuristic chairs including one that moved him around in an upright position.

    I think he also progressed to a point where he was able to stand and take a couple heavily assisted steps too, wasn't he? Like him holding himself on something that looked like olympic-style Men's Parallel Bars?

    Maybe I'm misremembering?

    But if I'm right, he worked on two levels, too. Couldn't say that about his horse.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago

    He looks like some depressed middle aged HR minion in that pic. In a fair world, that's where he should have ended up as.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago

    'bout a inbred looking shit, wasn't 'e?

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  • "Nazi" isn't a gender.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Getting so much added to his chest, but no boobs. Yeah I really don't understand men.

    Also, I get that hair loss sucks, but surely pattern baldness should be gender affirming to men insecure in their masculinity…

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    Why does he not just go away already.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 hours ago

    Elon wants to fuck kids

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    Where do his man tits fit into this?

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  • [–] 3 points 16 hours ago

    He doesn't even look better after. Skincare and better style and buzz the hair would have been a better approach.

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  • [–] 1 point 27 minutes ago

    Before the Special K diet

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