I try to be inclusive but I just can't bring myself to support rich pieces of shit transitioning into uber-wealthy pieces of shit.
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If it's ok for them to pick on suicidal trans kids, then it's on for us to pick on their insecurities. He also had peck implants so huge it made his chest look like he had a freezer inserted under his skin.
fridge build (nsfw, ugly)
Dude looks like Gru
Ive always thought less fridge and more cyberfuck with this photo
I will always laugh at this image. It's just so well done. Whoever made this is a genius
Maybe the committee designing this monument will use this image, or at least be inspired by it.
What the heck is going on with his leg? Does he have his phone tucked into a skin pocket?
I don't think that's due to implants. Pretty sure that's just what British genes do to people over time. My hypothesis is that after 40 all British men become haunted by the ghost of Churchill. They go from busted twink to Churchill bod rapidly, becoming more racist as they gain torso mass.
This, but without the muscles.

Wasn't that the result of hgh or something
Ok, like, I get insecurity in one's chest, if I could have a ribcage reduction that looked good and wasn't risky I'd jump on that shit, and I still am resisting the urge to get a boob job. But, man how do you not seriously look at cosmetic surgery and ask yourself if it'll look good before getting it?
Yeah I looked at pictures of the rib reduction surgery and it doesn't look good. I feel you, my bones don't allow a real waist but you can't just force one onto a body that isn't made for it. All my kids were born girls, and it's funny, half had the ribs that slant in like they had been corseted and half straight up and down like mine but it's a hipbone thing too.
Overall proportions can look really good either way, though. Which again loops back to Elon and his modifications. It's like he paid no mind to what he was working with. He is a good height and there was nothing wrong with his frame. Again just maintenance would have served him much better than whatever this mess is.
What could be more gender affirming for a male than MALE pattern baldness?
Pulls back curtain..."Why, he's nothing more than a balding South African! He's no wizard!". Toto: "Woof!".
- EDIT: Changed "American to African.
South *African
Uhhggg. This is a horrible picture because it somehow makes me think of Christopher Walken - one of my favorite actors. Sir Walken's legacy should not be tainted like this! I must scrub this image from the interwebs!
Is this better?

This is before he got his robot legs.
The pictures weren't loading so I'm scrolling through wondering who tf deserves such hatred...
And then this one loaded "aha! say no more" XD
What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?
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Christopher Reeve.
One's alive, the other dead. Checks out.
(Yes, I know what you were going for, fellow tasteless jokester.)
Hey, it works on two levels!
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Unlike Christopher Reeve.
Iirc he had a sit/stand chair didn't he?
I remember videos of him demoing like futuristic chairs including one that moved him around in an upright position.
I think he also progressed to a point where he was able to stand and take a couple heavily assisted steps too, wasn't he? Like him holding himself on something that looked like olympic-style Men's Parallel Bars?
Maybe I'm misremembering?
But if I'm right, he worked on two levels, too. Couldn't say that about his horse.
He looks like some depressed middle aged HR minion in that pic. In a fair world, that's where he should have ended up as.
Getting so much added to his chest, but no boobs. Yeah I really don't understand men.
Also, I get that hair loss sucks, but surely pattern baldness should be gender affirming to men insecure in their masculinity…
pattern baldness should be gender affirming to men
I have heard it being affirming, but only to trans men. Never heard a cis man speak enthusiastically about a masculine hairline.
Yeah, this isn't about gender affirming anything. It's trying to look pretty.
He doesn't even look better after. Skincare and better style and buzz the hair would have been a better approach.




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