I prepared for this yesterday.

Unrivaled parallelism from Nvidia as always.

Jeez... how did the dude find time to spout buzzwords at conferences?

"Will all employees who did not have sex with Jensen please report to the small 3rd floor conference room."

Its a real shame his AI didn't tell him to stop putting his dick places where it doesn't belong.

Is it wrong that I'm really hoping there's some clause that disqualifies him from whatever golden parachute he has and he ends up having to auction off that stupid million dollar leather jacket?

PhysX was always better with SLI. I'll see myself out.

I joked with discord friends yesterday that if the board discovered he had another affair he'd be taken out back and Old Yeller'd.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE

Apparently it wasn't Exclusive

I am not surprised. I kind of wish I was surprised.

I'll just point to the sign:

"Sometimes rich assholes reveal themselves to have (once again) done exactly the kind of shitty behavior we suspected them of."

Not very catchy. Maybe I should workshop it.

https://unwall.app/www.reuters.com/technology/former-nvidia-ceo-huang-had-relationship-with-second-employee-sources-say-2026-11-12/

Man i shorted a very small amount of Nvidia stock before the election just to try and catch a little drop maybe but i am really kicking myself for not yoloing that shit.

It would be funny if it's Colette Kress.

Back then the word was "working the secretarian pool"...

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2026/11/12/jensen-huang-had-a-third-affair-with-another-nvidia-employee-report-says/

Not every man who is ruled by his peen is rich. Rich men just have more power and opportunity.

Yes that's the second employee. How bout the third one?

That must be the stupid jacket charm or just the money, can't tell.

But the real question is how many kids he has from all of these affairs