Hahahahah that a four season’s landscape level of comedy.

At least he’s got a spare lifeboat when he jumps ship

The full story of the two failed terms of donnie are going to need to have many pages to really give it the proper attention it needs.

The shit he's been doing (so far) in this second term has just been so wild. I mean, buying shoes for other men, what even the fuck.

And now he's going bonkers over the badonkadonks of other men...

And then on the home stretch of the midterm campaigns, he goes out to the reflecting pool and starts bragging about something that he so obviously fucked up.

Those are the hidden high heels.

B U R N!

"I didn't vote for Trump, I just voted Republican..."

Been hearing that for damn near a fucking decade.

obituary would be ideal

Let’s dispel this notion that Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing

He has been all in on trump, to the point of nausea. His ICE views are horrific. I think this last election has proven that r's need a new set of people behind them. Rubio sucks ass.

I don’t know, pretty sure he had a hand in the indiscriminate destruction/drone striking of all those “drug smuggling” vessels in the Caribbean. Pretty sure there was another one today.

The look on Rubio's face during the first Zelenesky white house meeting (the "have you even said thank you?!" one) was priceless.

Conservatives are definitely beating the drum for Rubio now that they can see that Vance is going down with the ship. He's been a favorite to run in 2028 for a little while now.

I think you misread that. He wants to resign to start his bid for president for all the reasons you just gave.

lol they're going to find someone to be the fall guy and they dont' care who it is, or how justified. or even justified at all. it should be nauseatingly apparent by now that trump can point his geriatric finger at anyone and say "______ is his/her fault," and now that person is the new RINO/traitor/satan, and it doesn't matter what anyone says-- that person is done for

I don’t know who is going to be satisfied by this burnt offering.

maga will, 100%

also, just to be clear: fuck rubio. if he's suffering, then i'm glad

Rubio is the Secretary of State, he cannot escape being tied to Trump's foreign policy disasters; foreign policy is the main job of his office.

He is 100% Israel first for rule over America. The slip of "we had to attack Iran, as our last best chance, because Israel was going to" was just normal US policy stance.

It's more a case of rats leaving the sinking ship than them wanting to get rid of him.

I remember when all the "serious" pundits in the Murc's Law media were insistent Jeb was gonna win the 2016 primaries...and then the completely unqualified and inexperienced donnie won, so who the fuck knows who the absolutely brainless among us will end up choosing for their R candidate...I mean, at least Marco has experience and he's not nearly as stupid as donnie. He's a total neocon so the people on the right that supposedly profess to be against wars are going to have to square that circle.

Not that the right wing are even the least bit coherent, beyond coddling the rich and racism, xenophobia, misogyny, etc.

The jagweeds. Keep up.

Florida Republicans, apparently

Everyone /s. He definitely should resign.

How in the world has Rubio been "the only adult in the room"? You cannot be for real right now.

I guess y'all are already trying to launder his image? Are those the new marching orders? Launder Rubio's name and try to distance him from the literal war crimes that he ordered and/or oversaw?