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[–] 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Keep in mind the y axis has been shortened, so slugs only took up ~7% of wheel usage

I mean, that's still 7% more than I expected lol

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    This is fraction of wheel turns per species.

    The fact that the slug, arguably one of the slowest species on the chart, got 7% is god damn impressive.

    It probably didn't even realize it was on a wheel. It probably sensed the frog was there earlier and kept trying to run away.

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  • [–] 60 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    I should get a wheel for the chipmunks and squirrels in my yard.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    The bird feeder that spins when a squirrel gets hold of it. Who's to say holding on for dear life is exactly the kind of thrill seeking behavior squirrels craved?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    I have a mirror in my garden, I don't know why it was there when I bought the house, and the local squirrels are obsessed with it, they definitely know it's a mirror and not another squirrel and they like to pose in front of it.

    Unfortunately it's at the far end of a relatively long garden, and if I get close to it they run off, so I can't really get a picture.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Unfortunately it's at the far end of a relatively long garden, and if I get close to it they run off, so I can't really get a picture.

    (Not my OC, just to be clear. Pretty sure I found it here and thought it was neat so I saved it)

    Also, you could set up a trail cam or a web cam or something

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    That squirrel is playing chicken with the cameraperson. They're eating off a bird feeder - they're gonna stay and take food until the very last second, then dash off.

    Though the point is fair otherwise. Some squirrels will let people get ridiculously close to them. Another option for OP is to just wait a small distance from the mirror, the same way people sometimes wait for animals to approach when birdwatching, fishing, or hunting. It could take time, but at least that time is spent enjoying the peace of nature.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    The photos are all taken from the same spot, just with different lenses. The number in the caption of each photo is the size of the lens.

    But yeah sitting outside and waiting long enough for wildlife to approach is a nice meditation in and of itself. If you're flustered they won't approach, and you have to sit relatively still and quietly for an extended time, so it's a nice metaphor for how to observe the mind and let it naturally calm to a restful state.

    Also squirrels will approach pretty close if you're sitting still enough. It's pretty magical to see the curious little guys checking you out. Anyone who claims animals don't have sentience has simply never looked one in the eyes...

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  • [–] 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Put a human sized one in a public place with no context and no explanation. Guarantee there will be a line of people waiting to use it.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Until you get sued for "not warning people about the dangers of giant hamster wheels" by people who lack any critical thinking.

    Lawyers are why we can't have nice things in this world.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 week ago (22 children)

    It's good that we're giving animals hints about how to develop technology but you'd think we'd start by handing out matches or something 🤷‍♀️

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  • [–] 37 points 1 week ago (18 children)

    That is how you get pyromaniac slugs.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    I just looked it up and your average slug lives for about six years, so even at slug speed that's quite a lot of damage that slug could do.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    That is way longer than I expected a slug to live… I would have though less than month but I never claimed to be a slugologist

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Most animals live longer than seems reasonable. There a spider that lives in the corner of my garden shed and it still there after five years.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Herring gulls in extreme cases can live into their 30s. There's probably a haggard old gull somewhere which remembers the '90s.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Some tarantula species can live up to +20 years old, I have read even claims of +30.

    Also big parrots might be able to live up to +80, though the exact numbers are unconfirmed for parrots, as they are living longer and longer in captivity, as our knowledge on how to keep them well gets better and better.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    I'd prefer a cytomantic slug, thank you very much. DOOMSLUG!!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago* (2 children)

    It’s a made-up word from a Brandon Sanderson young adult novel that includes magic-enabling slug familiars.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    By etymology that would mean cellular magic, make of that what you will

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Squirrels will eventually enslave snails for their own 0.01 Hz electrical grid.

    The wheel must turn

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago

    Well then. A big part of Science is replication. I gotta do it.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago

    This made me curious so I searched out an article about it . It's an interesting read and includes a couple videos of the critters using the wheel.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    "Fraction of wheel turning per species"?

    This is a highly biased graph. Of course the mouse is gonna have more turning than the slug or the snail.

    The fuck kind of science is this?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Last Spring, a litter of squirrels were raised in a burrow outside my kitchen window. I happened to look on the day they emerged. Very cute to see the little guys coming out. Methinks I could put a wheel out there, attached to the fence, near the ground. It seems like a good, safe spot, maybe they'll be back next Spring. I could put a camera in the window to catch them being cute.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago

    slugs putting in miles

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I doubt the snail wiped down the equipment, slimey asscrack bitch

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    What's a snail gonna do in that thing? I feel bad for whoever was in line for a turn behind them

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    This is so wholesome. I'm really happy for them and it makes me wonder if maybe we could make environmentally friendly hamster wheels outside for animals to use.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    They missed me on that chart

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    we yearn for the wheel

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Hermit crabs love them too

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    The slugs, frogs and snails are pretty much brainless, don't count.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

    I’ll have you know I’ve met some quite intelligent frogs, toads, and salamanders in my time.

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  • I needed this.

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