No famine please

Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it's probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath

Potato acknowledged

If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be so mad.

So this is Yukon Gold

Potato of luck acknowledged

ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.

Please mr potato I really need this

You know what, fuck it, I'm pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you.....

Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa's obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes...
Please.
Please.

You know what? I have more faith in this golden potato than I do humanity. So go, golden potato. Do your thing.

Luck of the Irish

Hello potato

Ack

Oh glorious potato of power, lend unto me your wisdom and starch.

All glory to the hypnotato... of luck!

Please make a comeback trans rights

also acknowledging potato

You're not fooling me. That's a gilded trump potato. You can tell by the gild.

The sight of the potato of luck fills you with determination.

Nice

Acknowledged

Sup, pote?

Thank U Mr potate

[[BSHOT]]ato acknowledged

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Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

Somehow I've become suspicious of anything plated in goldish

I could have bags of those and ther still wouldn't be any good news.

Fuck yeah I’m commenting and already i have the day off work. Thanks you, tater

Golden potato don't let me down

Edit: Had a rough and forgetful morning the next day. Would not recommend

Please potato help me

We could all benefit from the news being good for a change

what's the good news?

i REALLY need this

can I make a baked potato outta it?

Not ignoring it. Let's see what happens.

potate

Bruh I just realized I missed the leap hour of the time going back 😩

Tuber acknowledged

that's a fine Potent Orokin Technical Augmentation and Tactical Offensive device. better hide it cuz darvo is always on the look-out to steal those.

Don't need it

Potato recognizes potato 🥔

I see a newt in that potato, you lie.

Or maybe I drank too much.

Still see a newt

Got to love golden potatoes. So lucky and tasty.

Is this like those email chains from the 2000s era when they say things like "forward this to everyone in your contacts for good luck" and then spend 5 paragraphs telling you about all the horrendous and grotesque things that will befall you if you don't forward it to everyone in your contacts?

Potato is love. Potato is life.

Woah, hey, are we adding potatoes into the usual Lemmy corn/beans mix?

Is that... Allowed? Will I get defederated?

What good thing could happen on Sunday?

All hail the potato

I knew it!

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Hmmm now where’s my spud cannon of luck…?

I like good news, it's good!

🥔

i just want to hear from her again :(

!potatoism@lemmy.world

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okay buddy pay up

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