He apparently said records are made to be broken.

he can finally breath a sigh of relief.

Eh. Fundamental units are about the unit itself and not the value. Like the second is the fundamental unit of time but you can really have fractions of a second. Or were you thinking of something like Planck units? Those are the smallest theoretical units that make sense given general relativity. So a Planck length is the smallest distance between two points that would be considered two separate points. Any closer and they are effectively the same point.

Maybe the Mooch was the Planck unit and the Zachariah is the quantum unit?

The Scaramucci is a complex number, because while he might have worked 11 days, he got fired before his contract started, so his total days of employment is weirdly negative.

Also he missed the birth of one of his children and got served divorce papers in those same days.

I think we can all learn something important from the amazing fuck up that Scaramucci achieved in such short time: Don't do coke.

Depends. Was it a leap year? Also, did it span a daylight savings time change?

Yes, 11 days. But she was Press Secretary for 9 days, from the 9th to the 16th. 9/11 = .81

Edit: 9th to 16th is 7 days, not 9. So I guess my prediction of .6 scaramuchis was correct

Bananamooch for scale

some are a week.

and some are a strong, but this one? this one, she is a week

(sorry, couldn't resist)

According to Wikipedia she served as press secretary from October 9 until her termination on October 16.

So 9 days Edit 7 days, math is hard

I love that you made the plural muchies.

Zachamichi

She was press secretary for 0.3 hamburgers. That's like less than a one hundredth of a monster truck.

Five days since her first press conference, but she started serving as press secretary on the 9th, two days earlier.

LOL. Dear god.

I still cannot believe the before and after pictures of her, though. Hooooooly shit.

This is a masterpiece

Him losing the lipstick in the 4th panel and getting it back in the 5th fucked me up NGL.

I once won tickets to see a variety show in Vegas, and it had topless women chorus line dancing between acts. If you had asked me before then whether I'd prefer a variety show with topless women or without, I'd have said, "With, please." But that would have been wrong.

I swear, they all had the same desperate fake smile as Katie Zacharia in that picture, and they all were pushing out their chests with their bolt-on tits as hard as they could. I remarked to my date that all of the dancers seemed extremely motivated to display the most fake parts of their bodies, as I'm guessing their teeth were all fake, too.

It was all extremely off-putting, like they were all victims of human trafficking. I admit I couldn't stop looking, either. It was sort of like looking at a car crash if all the victims had their fake tits out.

On the other hand, the variety act itself was extremely entertaining.

But anyways, based on Katie Zacharia's smile in that picture, I can't help but remember that very odd experience. One of the reasons I don't like Vegas.

Not knowing who any of those homunculi are (and I don't want to know), I'd guess pink pants is Natalie Harp holding his nappy bag (diaper bag for the Americans).

In Minecraft 😅

Or almost 1 mooch? I though a mooch was 11 days

I came away with that impression too. What vexes me is that she did graduate from Pepperdine Law School. I think that’s probably the USC of law schools but damn dude she graduated from law school? Like how come she can’t read? I didn’t come away thinking that it was just nerves. I think it was an actual lack of ability to follow the text.

Elon Musk delivers the new press secretary to the Whitehouse.