How did you get 9 days out of those dates? I get 7, 8 at best

Could the -ic comment have been Hispanic rather than Democratic perhaps?

For some reason I'm thinking of Simon Pegg.

Easy cum, easy go

Microflaccid or death

Agree with everything except American Psycho. That movie is on your side.

I really really want to agree, but this feels like a battle against entropy. That's not a battle you're going to win unfortunately. Maybe just the attempt is worthwhile? Maybe that's what humans do, try to impose a sense of control in a universe that's slowly but inevitably working against that. At least it's fun to try I guess.

Choosing to show himself manhandling Melania to pull her into line/himself as she tried to get some distance from him, twice. Just in case any of you women get any funny ideas.

I wonder who it's infuriating mildly?

And likely intentional

Jesus how long have I been on Lemmy yet couldn't figure that out. For shame me.

I've tried, but I can't figure out MoP. Not even with the help of the Internet.