Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.

Sounds like a linkedin lunatic

I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I'm not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.

This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.

I didn't know Chili's had a VIP section. Then again I'm a poor unambitious schlub.

He also got the "2 can dine for $10.99 $25.99" and ate it all.

-price reflects adjustment for inflation.

True, I was the table

And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€

Ah. See. Usually it's my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.

I'm no longer allowed at outback.

The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top

And everybody clapped.

Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!

Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.

"...sir."

How you know it's fake. No one calls a human in a Chili's "Sir."

Applebee's has a bip section?

Successful people aren't eating at Chili's, lol

Would make more sense if you asked for a table for 4 then no?

Look if you bring your business (if incorporated) to a restaurant you are bringing a person by definition. It’s not just a person, but also a tax deductible expense.

Why the tolerant left doesn’t understand this is beyond me.

My favorite meme is "14 beers at chili's" and they do not have a VIP section.

One of the last times I went to chili's a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without getting up. Chili's has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.

It sucks my first movie I watched with him was The Day after Tomorrow, where he was too old to be a teenager.

Then I remember seeing him in Zodiac, where (to me) he looked too young to be a father across all those years.

So he he is flip flopping from too old and too young for evey movie. I love him in Prisoners, but he still looks like a cosplayer who accidentally became a police officer there

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I've only eaten at an Applebee's once, and I assume Chili's is the Tex Mex equivalent. Who's eating at these places? The food is shit and it isn't really cheaper than other places

Did people clapped?