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[–] 79 points 3 weeks ago (20 children)

Don Jr over there looking like Moss at a dinner party.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

    Hilarious, this episode was brilliant! lol

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

    I think this particular bit is one of the funniest things ever filmed. It kills me every time.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    Roy trying to figure out what she looks like sends me lol, Jenn with Peter File...yah so many good ones lmao

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    One of the best episodes for sure

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    For sure, the one where Moss puts the fire with the other fire in their office is another great one…tricking Jenn that the internet is in a box is another lol. Then there is Matt Berry mixed in yah lmao.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

    My favourite with Matt Berry is "wow, a gun! I wonder if it's loaded...click click"

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  • [–] 62 points 3 weeks ago* (5 children)

    Ah yes, the end of the first Trump presidency: at the five seasons total landscaping, by a dumpster, between a crematorium and an dildo shop

    This is about when I caught on that the guys running the simulation were just trying to fuck with me.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (4 children)

    I still don't understand how this went down. I understand how they probably called the wrong number, but how do you go through an entire booking process and not realize that it's not a hotel you're dealing with? The landscaper/owner had to have known and been quick enough to facilitate the event.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 weeks ago

    They pre-announced it, then they were too prideful to admit that they messed up by not actually asking for availability beforehand. Then it wasn't available, and they instead booked the landscaping place to be able to say “t-t-t-that w-was always the p-p-p-p-plan!!!!!1111 We said 4 seasons! Not hotel! Nu-uh!“

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  • [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Have to remember they have this "never admit a mistake" mindset. When Trump mistakenly included a state in a vague "watch out for hurricane message", he double downed to the point of drawing a fake storm track in sharpie to claim he was really really right.

    Every normal little flub that is perfectly understandable and forgettable they have to make so much worse by failing to let it go.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    More money than can be spent in a thousand lifetimes, no willpower to work with a trainer and dietician.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Imagine being ruled by these loser ghouls. Sometimes I almost feel sorry for Americans.

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  • [+] -14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Where do you live that is not ruled by America? Aren't you still using their dollar to trade, and receiving American aid in return for "favors"?

    Even Germany still receives money from USA, and they're rich and certainly not in need of it.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    As much as I loved it at the time, I’m beginning to realize that Arrested Development basically took the trump family, centered them in Southern California instead of New York/Florida, and made them generally more likable, trustworthy, and capable of normal things.

    Although holy shit, can you imagine if trump found out that

    spoilers for arrested developmentIvanka was somehow not his blood relative? I think the change in blood pressure alone would kill him

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  • [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Why does everyone around him lately seem disfigured, discontorted, with awkward posture, wayward, and just generally weird? Look at these losers. It's creepy af.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    It's Mar-a-Lago face. It's becoming a studied phenomenon. Basically though it boils down to they intentionally do it to show others they're rich and powerful and don't have to actually look like normal people. It's Epstein class signaling to other Epstein class people.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago*

    I don't mean just that, it's like people have creepy posture and even stand at unnatural angles. Sometimes they are all in a room together but they seem to all be looking in different directions. It's weird as fuck. Can you imagine being such a sociopathic group that you can't even be "together" in a room? It's like they are in the room alone but got pasted in pics or videos in different places of the same room at the same time.

    I think interpersonally disjointed is a good term for it.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Hey look at that high-waisted man! He's got feminine hips!

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  • [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago

    My wife is jealous of Don Jr's child bearing hips.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    The dumber House of Habsburg.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    So, seriously, has the picture been altered/shopped?

    Because if not then, wow, they all look double awkward. Awkward to be standing AND awkward to be near each other.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    Junior is pear-shaped. Got them birthin' hips.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    It's what he thinks "straighten your shoulders and stick out your chest" means. Someone trained him wrong, as a joke.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Trump is wearing some type of support prosthetic. Not sure what the other's excuses are.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago

    Gross bunch of ugly parasites. What a waste of air.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    What's wrong with them anatomically and where do they get these ill fitting suits?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    Every one of their genes is recessive.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    Dads genes in action

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    Don Jr inherited his wide birthing hips from his father.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    If I remember correctly, this picture is slightly edited to make them look worse.

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    The only one not shaped like a woman is Ivanka.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    I think it could just be standing and trying to hide how fat you are. Seems like something Trump would do, stand like a psychopath to try to seem less fat.

    Normally, I'd feel sorry for someone caught in that psychological trap. But fuck every single person in this picture, I hope they all soon.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    I'm pretty sure they all have boobs.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    They all wear lifts

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Trump kinda has that Donald Duck posture.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Trump hits that smooth criminal like he's got secret robot legs. It's a risky procedure, but its worth it.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Secret robot legs or maybe frontotemporal dementia...

    In the clip, Trump is seen standing on stage, though rather than standing straight, he appears to be leaning forward. David drew comparisons between the stance and Michael Jackson's iconic lean from the Smooth Criminal video.

    He also raised the possibility that it could be connected to a specific health condition: "Now, this alone doesn't tell us anything definitive about Trump, but there is a position that is common to people suffering with frontotemporal dementia in which they sort of lean forward exactly the way Trump is doing right now.

    "Now, it is not the gravity-defying lean of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal, but it's sort of going in that direction, and it's very weird. And Trump's upper body is forward. His legs seem to somehow be behind him."

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    The brothers stand like a pair of Elezens..

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    That looks like the good old "Photoshop" deal.

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