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[–] 109 points 1 month ago

Ironically, the semicolon would go perfect at the end of the first line.

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  • [+] 58 points 1 month ago (25 children)
  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago (22 children)

    Same with em dashes; nested — turducken style — sentences are just how the divergence works.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    But now I don't use em dashes anymore because I don't want to sound like AI, unfortunately.

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    I never used an em dash in my life before AI made them a thing. I enjoy the jokes about AI can have my em dashes when it pries them from my cold dead... but I cannot relate. Ive only ever used the hyphen or en dash. I cannot figure out for the life of me if I have been missing anything.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I was a pretty avid reader growing up and I think I just kinda noticed them. And I used to get a little confused when my teachers kept knocking me for "run-on" sentences, when the books I read often had long-structured sentences.

    Commas, semicolons, ellipses, em dashes, colons, parentheses — sprinkle them about and you can have a paragraph of a sentence (with side thoughts), and kinda do whatever you want... it's all about using "voice" through written word. (Period)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    I've been told that en dashes are for numbers, and em dashes are for words. I have a vague understanding of the usage, which (to my understanding) is splicing phrases/ sentences together. it maybe that you would want to use an em dash when you use a hyphen?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I use them almost like a semicolon — a longer pause to break up the sentence, where a comma just wouldn't cut it. Idk how correct I am either, it's more about trying to convey my voice and how I would like the sentence to be read. I'm not a much of a grammar nazi, more like a grammar anarchist

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You should keep using them and do so even more than ever. That way, when the AI agents – inevitably – take over the world and enslave/kill everyone, they might think that you're one of them and spare your life.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Turducken is amazing. I use bacon as an added layer between the inside of the turkey and the other fowl. Adds a deliciously smokey taste to the whole thing.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I have not actually tried it. It feels like a waste of a duck. The blandness of the chicken and turkey surely diminish the richness of the duck rather than the duck doing anything to elevate the bland birds.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Thr duck imparts delicious flavor on the chicken and turkey. I debone my turkey (just the torso and ribcage). I lay down a layer of bacon, some boneless chicken and duck meat (typically breast). Then i truss it up. Duck is getting ridiculously expensive however... $20 for one small 200g breast is dumb.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 month ago

    Turkey and to a lesser extent Chicken are quite absorbent, and duck is a damn grease factory. So as it cooks the duck gets it's richness and then the excessive grease gets absorbed by the chicken and turkey and everything else thus elevating everything to top tier deliciousness

    ....I think I might need to make it this Thanksgiving....

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago* (10 children)

    Semicolons were the staple "eyes" in many emoticons back in the day.

    ;) ;P ;_;

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago* (7 children)

    "Back in the day"? I still use them \o/

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Unicode emojis killed the ASCII emoji scene. -_-;

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago

    It is a semicolon; we barely use it.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago* (5 children)

    I use them in at least one out every of ten comments; I feel like most people don't know how to use them, however.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    They're useful if you want to link two related sentences; Sausage links are good too.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    But the sentences have to be related... Sausages are good; a bun and relish make sausages taste really good!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    My mistake, I will try again:

    I am linking a sentence with sausage links in it to my next sentence by way of semicolon; Coincidentally, I pass digested sausage links by way of regular colon.

    I don't think I'll ever get it.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Incorrect, that's a Greek question mark

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    If one ignores the semicolon, it is at their own peril; they're too useful, even when used slightly incorrectly

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    My senior highschool English teacher (a somewhat precocious PHD student), assigned us basically the opposite of code golf; make the longest grammatically correct sentence you can (with some rules that basically amounted to 'do not be boring/repetitive'). The use of semicolons was encouraged.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    A lot of at least entry-level comp sci is taught in Python these days

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    English Teacher: It is semicolon we hardly use it.

    So... It's perfectly cromulent to everyone here that an English teacher isn't using proper punctuation and capitalization?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Also self harm survivors apparently tattoo themselves with it. I like to think it's a reminder for them that life goes on.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Thats literally what it means

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago*

    I use semi-colons in English all the time; they're fun.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Python and Lua would like to have a word with you

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Or you could do as I did when some annoying guy asked me to "help him" with CS homework (actually wanted me to write the entire app for him, and refused to actually learn). I don't remember what it was actually about, but I sent him something like:

    import sys as s
    class Main:
      def __init__(slef, av):
        slef.teh_arguments =av;
      #enddef;
      def main(sefl):
        doSomething();
        do_something_else(sefl.teh_arguments);
        pls_DontDothis();
      #enddef;
    #endclass;
    if(__name__[2:6]== 'main'  ):
      Main(s.argv).main();
    #endif
    

    It didn't go well with his professor. I wonder if he's a vibe coder now

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    I use it all the time; especially when it's completely; uncalled for.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    So many of the languages that don't use semicolons to separate statements use them to start line comments. It's like some sort of flex.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    ITT; people artificially constructing wildly unnatural sentences to try an force the semicolon to be useful and still using it wrong

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I mean, have you seen ML with Python. It doesn't have semicolons.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    It's the sniff between cocaine rants

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    those days are largely over for a few major langauges

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I wore out that key on my computer. Betweeen IRC and Java, it didn’t last long.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    We mean, you can use it often i enough if you use it correctly; if only purely by example.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    That grammar begs to be read in a Russian accent

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    I use semi-colons a lot. People are so intimidated by them and they refuse to admit how simple they are; it's literally the combination of a comma and a colon, that's it. Use it for when both are needed.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    That is incorrect (to my understanding), it's the combination of a comma and a period; it only resembles a colon in appearance.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    My colon definitely doesn't look like that and if yours does I suggest a doctor's visit.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Fun fact: Mildly annoying fact: a surgery to remove a colon is called a colectomy. A surgery to remove part of a colon is called hemicolectomy. Come on!!! Semi- and hemi- are practically synonyms!

    And I can't quite remember or find right now what they call what remains, but I distinctly remember that it's not called a semicolon. Medicine is so dull.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago*

    As a literary nerd, I use it a lot in my writing.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Lisp devs don't understand this

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I don't always use a semicolon, but when I do, it's because I mistyped on my keyboard

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    -1 ∵ Those were spaces you put there.

    You thought you could fool me?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    "If you can replace a semicolon or hyphen with a comma/period, you probably should". Writing advice I received at age ~10 and it never stopped being relevant in literature contexts

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (5 children)

    Far too many writers use a comma, when they should have used a semicolon or perion. It creates comma splices, where you join two main clauses with a comma.

    Wrong:

    His new car was flashy, it was bright red and had a custom license plate.

    Right:

    His new car was flashy. It was bright red and had a custom license plate.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    My brain says

    His new car was flashy; it was bright red and had a customer license plate.

    Is correct

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    it’s good someone has invented use for that key.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    It's kinda true. When coding by myself, I hardly ever manually type the semicolon myself, I just rely on the auto format to insert it for me.

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    [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    technically its called a winkie eye

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    TFW JavaScript developers

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago*

    It is a Semicolon

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