I'd happily use a passphrase with multiple unrelated 8-12 character words but for some reason most businesses have upper limits on how many characters can be used...
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Keep them on their toes. After hunting down the last of them it's time to introduce multi-factor.
That's the plan. Can't wait for their faces...
Why would you do such things? Just let me log in using some trusted authenticator please. If you can't do that, you may as well replace everything with a confirmation mail every time I log in, cause you bet I'm going to click "forgot my password" Every Single Time and get in via the reset-email anyway.
You forcing me to change my password all the time just adds extra overhead to the inevitability that you'll let me in after mailing me a confirmation code.
This is topical because I just got one of these emails.
Nobody is going to bother guessing that I would be stupid enough to use a four character password. It’s good enough for my bank and my phone, so it’s good enough for my computer. (/s)
At least now they recommend pass phrases instead of words, but the examples were contradictory and they wrote all the words in 13375p34k
I let the users choose whether they want pass phrases or classic cryptic passwords. So far nobody wanted passphrases, because apparently they can't do 10 finger system typing. Next step will be self-service passwords & MFA once we fixed the major issues around here.
hmm. that many letters. ok. 1..2..3.. ah 16. cool.
here we go:
Input new Password:
Sixteenpassword!
ERROR: you must include a number
there is a number in it you stupid machine.
If you’re not using a password manager in 2026 wtf are you doing
... Remembering every password?
Jk I probably should, but I'm slightly conspiratorially minded on account of being proven right by Facebook and apple and Spotify and google and...
Fun password trick:
Pick an adjective, a color, an animal, and a cuss word.
Now pick 2 numbers and a special character, or 2 special characters and a number.
Separate your 4 words with your other 3 items and, boom! 12+ character password that you already remember.
Bonus points: lose the numbers and characters and you have a hilarious insult.
I make up a sentence and then I write it out. Why limit yourself to 12 characters?
Like the actual phrase
Why limit yourself to 12 characters?
is a very strong password, easy to remember, fast to type and has the added benefit of not containing any adjectives.
It's a nice idea, but random passwords are quite a bit safer than any manually created password. We use password generators for that. Some of them also support passwords that can be pronounced. In some way, anyway, because the "words" make no sense.
Though, i'm still waiting for someone who would accept a passphrase.
Just use a damn password manager already
It's their user password to get into their computers. Password manager won't help there.
One one hand, password manager is useful to log-in into random ass web service which i use once a year to get one random file or whatever and forget.
On the other hand, i need to authenticate every time i use my computer, and i need to just know the password, not pasting it from password manager every time.
Most password managers stay open for a configurable amount of time, plus you can use hardware tokens for more convenient/secure unlocking. And having to remember the master password without it being stored anywhere but your brain is kinda the whole point
After you use the password 2-4 times you will remember it, so i think it's totally worth it tbh
Yo dawg you got good memory. I can remember a lot of things but passwords aren't one. When I had to make a GSA level password, after trying for two hours to make one. I gave up, mashed some shit in and wrote it on a piece of paper. I could be tortured and all I can say here are all the restrictions and try to make one yourself.
Yo dawg you got good memory
Dw, i'il forget about it if i don't use it for more than 3 days which is why i have a copy of the password on a piece of paper i carry around
The Plague: Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and...
Margo: [glares at The Plague]
The Plague: god. So, would your holiness care to change her password?
(Hackers 1995)
How mad do you guys get when a user installs ngrok?
scrambles their password
"Rules is rules, reset your password if you want to work here. You can run if you want but it'll be to the fucking unemployment line."
Atleast16characters!
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