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[–] 71 points 1 year ago

Prince will steal your girl, then steal her clothes, then steal someone else's girl in those clothes

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I - a bloke - sometimes paint my nails. If they're still painted when I go to work you can guarantee I'll get a few comments from guys questioning whether they "should be worried" around me*. Meanwhile, the few women who work there think it's wonderful and have offered to do them properly for me. _ *they needn't be worried. My standards aren't that low

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'd be outright ostracised, casted out, spat on if I showed up with painted nails/eye shadow to work here in England

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    I'm also in England, though in the South, where we're all soft fairies.

    And yeah, the response can be annoying, but the way I see it, I'm a gobby, fat, mostly-straight cis guy who's married to a woman, so the abuse I might receive is nothing compared to some others. So if I can go any way at all towards helping to normalise something as benign as painted nails on a straight man, then I will.

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  • [+] 8 points 1 year ago* (2 children)
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    Why give so many fucks about style? Who cares what anyone thinks right? Shouldn't we all just dress comfortably and quit worrying about appearances? Focus on what matters? Meaning of course, our personalities and our humanity. People always wanna act like how we appear somehow matters. I hate vanity, which is why I dress plainly, rock a plain haircut, and don't "express" myself through visuals even though I would "get more pussy" if I catered to society's expectations. Instead I let my principles and morals shine through my actions, which actually have an impact on the world.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (11 children)
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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Back when I was a young, gay goth, one of my closest friends talked me into going out swapping wardrobes. He was(and still is) very handsome, but he is one of those preppy gay guys.

    I hate the fact that our Polaroids of that night got lost. It was such fun, and although I didn't recognize myself in the mirror, it felt amazing, being a different version of myself for a night. And he felt so free, not having to worry about his hair and looks for the night, wearing comfortable, scuffed to hell boots, instead of his traditional suede shoes.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    I'd say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Can confirm.

    Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it's "safe" to flirt with you.

    I took mine off recently and there's this air of "Oh you're single, nevermind."

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad's lol).

    Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she's flirting with a married man.*

    Her: "But aren't you married?"

    Me: "No why?"

    Her: *Points to ring*

    Me: "Oh this? I just think it's neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit."

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  • [–] 83 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Can confirm.

    I've let several women do my make up and they're always super enthusiastic that I'm down for that.

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  • [–] [S] 44 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    It's SO hot. A man in touch with that side of himself is sexxxxxxxy.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Top half, even the watch, all women's clothes from the thrift.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Nice, I like your style! Also, hello thrifted vest brother

    Stopped using social media (other than Lemmy) years ago and I never take photos of myself so these were the only ones I could find right now. Got about 10 vests and so, so much more, all thrifted.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

    This depends on the guy. Some can pull it off, others can't. I'm one of those who can't. If I put on make up, I wouldn't look goth, I would look like a serial killer lol

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's not so much about looking "goth" but learning how to augment whatever natural attractiveness you've got and demonstrating a level of self-assuredness and self-awareness. Knowing what works for you is part of that.

    "Goth" just happens to be a very bold and somewhat easier style to look decent. A more "nude" look is, counterintuitively, pretty difficult but there's almost no masculine individuals who wouldn't benefit from it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's very well put.
    Does anyone have resources they'd like to share to that end? For absolute beginners for very subtle men's makeup.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    I have nothing "for men" specifically but there's a million and a half tutorials on how to use primer, concealer and foundation. So long as you don't start doing any contouring it should all be pretty gender agnostic.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    Way to share your kink, sis. Mines biting people with brains. Everyone’s unique.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    The Danes, thanks to their habit to comb their hair every day, to bathe every Saturday, to change their garments often, and set off their persons by many such frivolous devices. In this manner, they laid siege to the virtue of the married women, and persuaded the daughters even of the nobles to be their concubines.”

    Nike dudes even starting to get the monk haircut.

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  • [–] 70 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Of course girl with a goth profile picture and spiders in her name thinks goth style is hot.
    In the meanwhile my bald head and nike sweatpants attract eastern european girls like a lamp with moths. You catch what you fish for.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    I wear black nail polish and skirts and still get zero pussy.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Same. Must be because I'm a woman, smh.

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  • [+] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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    I also stopped giving a fuck what people think. It's kind of nice. I also like being different. I like kilts too, most of the ones I see are designed to be worn at the waist which I don't really like. Most skirts are too but they're usually more flexible so I can wear them at the hips. I'm glad you have people who support and encourage you. I think my mom and sister are getting used to my personal style.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Okay, but how much dick do you get?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's not gay, I'm just not goth. Also you can get quite far by not being a twat and knowing when to roll your sleeves up.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You mean because you’re in Dexy’s Midnight Runners?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    No, Ive never met Eileen, let alone cum on her...

    Rolling up your shirt sleeves (as shown in fig 1) is a known panty pickler:

    fig 1 - dude about to get some

    I don't pretend to know why, but it works.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago*

    Ohhh, that's the reason why The Sandman always looked so tired and kinda damp all the time... He was nearly drowning. 🤌🏼

    ("Second verse...")

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