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I - a bloke - sometimes paint my nails. If they're still painted when I go to work you can guarantee I'll get a few comments from guys questioning whether they "should be worried" around me*. Meanwhile, the few women who work there think it's wonderful and have offered to do them properly for me. _ *they needn't be worried. My standards aren't that low
So, Ricky Nightshade?

I'm trying to get back to rectangle, I passed on to deflated beachball...
Lets repopularize costume parties so guys get a chance to try to dress-up
Yeah but isn't that what women do when "going out"? Makup and clothes that create a different look and style?. Maybe call it "persona", like "my social persona is male harajuku" (lol)
Back when I was a young, gay goth, one of my closest friends talked me into going out swapping wardrobes. He was(and still is) very handsome, but he is one of those preppy gay guys.
I hate the fact that our Polaroids of that night got lost. It was such fun, and although I didn't recognize myself in the mirror, it felt amazing, being a different version of myself for a night. And he felt so free, not having to worry about his hair and looks for the night, wearing comfortable, scuffed to hell boots, instead of his traditional suede shoes.
Yeah, you can't wear the same thing every single day unless it blends in with everybody else.
You look at Jeff in that ep and tell me you wouldn't and i'll call you a filthy liar
Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?





I'd say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
Well, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
Can confirm.
Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it's "safe" to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there's this air of "Oh you're single, nevermind."
I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad's lol).
Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she's flirting with a married man.*
Her: "But aren't you married?"
Me: "No why?"
Her: *Points to ring*
Me: "Oh this? I just think it's neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit."
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
You should wear two wedding rings, it'll double your number of flirts plus you'll seem open to polygamy.
Which half of the barista do you get
McMurray’s a piece of shit
My life is a series of unintentional Letterkenny references
I should probably watch it at this point
Every single McMurray is a hawtie. That one scene with him in his speedo got me swooning.
Can confirm.
I've let several women do my make up and they're always super enthusiastic that I'm down for that.
It's SO hot. A man in touch with that side of himself is sexxxxxxxy.
Top half, even the watch, all women's clothes from the thrift.
I want someone else to do make up for me but none of my friends know how to do make up ~~~ ): not a single one between the men and women and non binary
This depends on the guy. Some can pull it off, others can't. I'm one of those who can't. If I put on make up, I wouldn't look goth, I would look like a serial killer lol
It's not so much about looking "goth" but learning how to augment whatever natural attractiveness you've got and demonstrating a level of self-assuredness and self-awareness. Knowing what works for you is part of that.
"Goth" just happens to be a very bold and somewhat easier style to look decent. A more "nude" look is, counterintuitively, pretty difficult but there's almost no masculine individuals who wouldn't benefit from it.
That's very well put.
Does anyone have resources they'd like to share to that end? For absolute beginners for very subtle men's makeup.
Embrace that look and go juggalo!
What is a juggalo?
Oh, he gets butt nekkid.
I've met some very pretty serial killers. You do not look that good. Sorry.
Way to share your kink, sis. Mines biting people with brains. Everyone’s unique.
It's concerning that you had to clarify with brains
It's the only kink I have. Nikki Sixx is clearly not a great person, but put him in some high heels and eye blacking, and I'll drop trou.
The Danes, thanks to their habit to comb their hair every day, to bathe every Saturday, to change their garments often, and set off their persons by many such frivolous devices. In this manner, they laid siege to the virtue of the married women, and persuaded the daughters even of the nobles to be their concubines.”
Nike dudes even starting to get the monk haircut.
Of course girl with a goth profile picture and spiders in her name thinks goth style is hot.
In the meanwhile my bald head and nike sweatpants attract eastern european girls like a lamp with moths. You catch what you fish for.
I wear black nail polish and skirts and still get zero pussy.
Same. Must be because I'm a woman, smh.
I also stopped giving a fuck what people think. It's kind of nice. I also like being different. I like kilts too, most of the ones I see are designed to be worn at the waist which I don't really like. Most skirts are too but they're usually more flexible so I can wear them at the hips. I'm glad you have people who support and encourage you. I think my mom and sister are getting used to my personal style.
Fuck yeah. I need to go kilt shopping now.
Okay, but how much dick do you get?
Only dick I like is my own
It's not gay, I'm just not goth. Also you can get quite far by not being a twat and knowing when to roll your sleeves up.
You mean because you’re in Dexy’s Midnight Runners?
No, Ive never met Eileen, let alone cum on her...
Rolling up your shirt sleeves (as shown in fig 1) is a known panty pickler:
fig 1 - dude about to get some
I don't pretend to know why, but it works.
Same here. I prefer looking all bright and happy on the outside to hide the darkness on the inside!
Ohhh, that's the reason why The Sandman always looked so tired and kinda damp all the time... He was nearly drowning. 🤌🏼





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