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If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s. (lemmy.world)
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[–] 29 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I'd say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Can confirm.

    Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it's "safe" to flirt with you.

    I took mine off recently and there's this air of "Oh you're single, nevermind."

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad's lol).

    Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she's flirting with a married man.*

    Her: "But aren't you married?"

    Me: "No why?"

    Her: *Points to ring*

    Me: "Oh this? I just think it's neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit."

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