News anchor: a plague researcher at a plague laboratory in Russia dies after their plague research ran into plague complications. The plague researcher began showing signs of plague before their death. The cause of death is still unknown...

Huh, never tried starting one in Russia. Gotta start up P Inc. to see how this goes.

The plague never actually disappeared. People get it every year, about 1-2,000 internationally. It’s treatable now.

Funny how the game Plague Inc. keeps getting more realistic each year without the devs even doing anything...

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Patient 0

“I don’t think it’s cause for alarm, but it is cause for focus and a cause to just keep an eye on it,” Rubio said.

Oh, who cares? In other news, have y'all heard this new Larry Underwood song "Baby, Can You Dig Your Man?"

Ngl if a new covid hits just as GTA 6 comes out id really enjoy furlough

This is the news article you find in a paper on the ground in a post apocalypse video game

I want the full plot before I’m dead damnit.

Should I be stocking up on horse pills and toilet paper?

This will be fun.

We all assumed that Raccoon City was in the US because the games were in English.

If a super virus that could kill us all escaped... you would hear about it like this.

This is how the news for corona virus started. Only to find out China had been suppressing it and it was much further along than anyone else knew.

They really are desperately afraid of these midterms... New scam please? I'm all done with everything is either a scam, actual nazis or a plague.

I bet he died of plague.

october 5th, 2026 the day I'll never forget

I'm actually going in for brain surgery tmr guys, good luck tho.

Please god send an actual plague. There are too many people on the road and I'd like you to thin the herd. Especially since we know that Trump supporters were dumb enough to have coughing and spitting competitions at events like Sturgis which they held illegally while Covid was going.