Important question - can it be used for billionaires?

Why would anybody have so many pets they need an incinerator?!? Serial killer starter kit?

It is for influencers.

Because it gets views, and now you're inadvertently advertising for AliExpress too.

They don't have any noise level specs. That's important in case you live in a tight housing situation. That's how I would start my search for the perfect fit for me. But sure ease of use is also important. Don't want be messing around with pilot flames and tank connections and timing buttons for the perfect char color control.

Can you heat your apartment with it?

Curious about what kind of tracking segment you need to be in to have this surfaced lol

Can you buy a 6 pack?

Morbid as they are, pet incinerators are a reasonable purchase for businesses that need to safely dispose of a deceased animal, such as a veterinary clinic.

But the optics are dicey for an ad on social media, and even more so when it’s targeting users outside the veterinary industry and features adorable AI-generated images of pets.

I don't see why it ever would be a good idea to advertise this on social media. Must be a way to target only clinics.

And the pics are fucking horrible.

Phrasing here is what's weird. Who exactly is the target audience of buyers?

If they called it "animal crematorium" or "carcass incinerator", it would make sense for veterinary clinics and farms. Who tf searches for "pet incinerator"?

I don't want people to get the wrong idea and click away thinking this is for incinerating the family dog or cat.

It also works on rabbits.

Are these targeted at FBI recruits?

Of course it’s aliexpress. I suspect it’s automated. I’ve received ads for dental chairs, diggers, skincare lasers, and everything in between while shopping for electrical connectors (deutsch).

Meta needs to be destroyed for so many reasons

Maybe the target audience is serial killers?

“Let’s send mixed messages. Be sure to include lots of healthy, well-groomed, cute pets in the ad. Also, make sure the animals are sized oddly relative to one another, to give potential buyers no sense of scale. If we don’t know how big this thing is, then neither should they.”

How much?

I have no need for one, but I am curious how much an impulse buy like this is going to cost.

What do your pets have Ebola? Just bury them like a normal person...

Enter Ricky Bobby’s new garage business.

I'm laughing my ass off

Yes. For "pets". Less mess than a guillotine or wood chipper.

Well, I'm sure Texans could make use of this now that abortion is illegal

OK but how much tho

Okay clearly they're just selling for vets and stuff right?

Kristi Noem starter apartment?

Turn the death of a pet from tragedy to opportunity. With this pet incinerator, you will be able to boost your income and recoup your investment in no time at all.

A what now

Dude, let people have hobbies!

I'm not sure how this is confusing at all. Dead pets get cremated all the time, just like dead people.

Now that farmers in the USA can slaughter their own livestock for sale, the demand is there.

Nazis killed the Jew's pets.

Cuz money.

This is where my cat is going if she wakes me up by picking at the mattress and rustling things again.