Moist

Not really a word, but the cake scene from Matilda came to mind.

Matilda.

Trunchbull

Diabetes.

Goth Lasagna

Cake.

"Cake"

CHAWCLUT!

THEY'RE SELLING CHAWCLUT!

Yes

Lynne

And if you knew her the way I did, you'd think of her too

Kläddig

Choco-lot

Death

Yuck.

Bruce!

Gimme

Gooey, although I'm wondering what that glass thing is in the background.

It has to be two words, for which I apologise, but "No thanks". I don't have much of a sweet tooth and this looks like it'll be wasted on me.

Fucking give it to me! I'm stoned, got the munchies...

PUT IT IN MY MOUTH

Turd

It is a lie

Moisssssst

Needs a lot of whipped cream to compensate for the heavy dark chocolate, I would also recommend some icing sugar on top to brighten the flavor.

ick?

We actually baked a chocolate cake once with what seemed like way too much vegetable oil, but it was actually incredible. I decorated it with a fondant forg, but sadly the forg ended up inside the cake when we drove it home in a heatwave.

milk

Edible snapping turtle

Bogtrotter

Seaweed

Devil's food cake

Edit: This lacks the reddish mahogany color created by baking soda, this is likely made with Dutch process cocoa.

DEATH

...by chocolate.

Messy... hope there is a fork and napkin nearby.

kinda looks like a steak or maybe something slow cooked