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[–] 32 points 1 month ago (1 child)

No no no no no no no no no no!

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    I get a cute gf, a best friend that always invites me places, and I even get to go home and pet my dog. Oh, and also cartoon powers, and super speed.

    That's the life.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I mean... I'm really fine with it.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Shit, I'm Gaius Baltar from Battlestar Galactica

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Captain Jean-luc Picard.

    As it happens, I already have a cup of Earl Gray tea in my hand.

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    I guess Misty from Pokemon?

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    Guess I was a ninja turtle all along

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Is this an I Saw The TV Glow reference? Great movie!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    idk if i was obsessed with any show but i think i quite liked this one at one point

    wiki

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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    Im sorry but theres no way Im Xena the warrior princess

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I don't have the boobs to pull off Demona.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

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    Mandalorian armor and a lightsaber... I accept.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The sorceress from diablo2. A fucking sprite. Goddammit. At least I'll be able to chug blue juice and teleport like a mad person I guess.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    I'm Leo the blue leader of the ninja turtles?! Or the "injured turtles" as my speech impediment would say.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    I was pikachu all along?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    I'm Sailor Moon or Tuxedo Mask.

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    I know I'll get a lot of hate for it, but Young Mister Crusher captivated me. I, too, wanted to be the smart kid doing science shit. But if someone showed up and told me I was Wesley Crusher, I'd definitely be looking around for a replicator to tinker with.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Ranma 1/2. Being able to switch between male and female body essentially at will would be great.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This reminds me very strongly of 'I Saw the TV Glow' but the meme and image are just vague enough to make me think otherwise.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I don’t remember. I guess, I just disappear

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    What if you suddenly became somebody you feel surprisingly comfortable as instead?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Apparently, I am Valten Ryder from the old Battletech cartoon...

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    So we're looking at Ben 10, Danny Phantom, a character from The Last Airbender, a Digidestined, or one of the kids from Code Lyoko. I feel like I win no matter what.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago*

    I am the Batman

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Mulder or Scully

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I'm Oscar the Grouch I guess?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Life is unfair🎢

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    Buck Rogers.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Sonic the Hedgehog

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Either The Doctor or their companion, not too bad

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    [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (7 children)

    Also who is the person telling me this?

    It's this guy or like, Popeye. Or some Loony Toon.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Gene.

    Sorry bro, as an outlaw star fan Spike is way cooler.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I know who Gene is I'm asking who the person is in the prompt.

    As for Spike being cooler that's like, your opinion man. Don't need to use it to put down other people's likes.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I said i liked Gene... sorry to get you worked up.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (3 children)

    Didn't really get worked up, I just figured no one told you how you responded wasn't appropriate or would be well received by people. I know a lot of autistic/socially awkward people so I figured you'd appreciate the direct and honest feedback when dealing with people in the future, since it came off that you aren't good at it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (2 children)

    O.O

    You seem really interested in me! Are we going to be friends!?!?

    At least Im sure youll read my blog. Right?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago*

    Seiya, maybe Jiraiya (Sekai Ninja Sen Jiraiya, not Naruto)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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    Ooh, I'm finally the Leopard from Lime Street (nobody will remember that one unfortunately)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I'm Spider-Man!

    I still don't know how I managed to watch the entire series from start to finish on regular TV. And I'm still wondering where Mary Jane is. I was hoping they would pick that plot up in the Spiderverse movies.

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