🍳🍳

👃

👄

Human response: "lol, sure."

Lemming response: "🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!!"

Man, IDK.. it would be tough. The urge is real.

Is this a one-time event or can it be repeated?

But then HOW would I write 🍳sexual??

"You lied to me!"

🍳

-Danny DeVito

WTF is this shit? That's not hard at 🍳 all.

I'd do one day for 800 million... maybe

🍳

There's an egg in a pan emoji??

What on Earth would you even need such a specific emoji for??

This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals

Fuck no, man.

Questions my kids ask

I would even be willing to add the egg in a pan emoji to every message for that money.

"Thanks, your presentation went so well!" 🍳

All fine so long as I can use the 📡 emoji

📡 📡 📡

If it's 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I'll probably immediately 🍳, so I'll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won't be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.

Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?

Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can't

Sus offer from some dude can't be bothered to write "you".

I didn't use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting...

Shit, I just burnt my eggs.

Considering that I've never used this emoji, sure thing, where do I sign.

Easiest decision i ever made 🍳

Uk what? I'm curious how badly this challenge would crash the economy.

Absolutely not. You can't take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.

I'll do it for...$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.

we need a 🍳 appreciation day.

This is so 🍳 fking easy. Wait fuck

I'll take that bet. How hard can it be to not use 🍳?

Pfft. Y'all couldn't pull me off the damn 🚠 emoji.

🚠🚠🚠

I have not used that emoji in the last 58 years, and never missed it.

what emoji? Oo

Fly a PJ far away from US, stay in fantastic hotels, I don’t even know what that emoji is

This would be hard given that my current food obsession is eggs and I talk about it a lot lmao

What if I fail the challenge?

The way this is written sounds like I get the $700 mil but then become physically incapable of using the emoji.

few, at least I can send it in Morse code.

Money up front.

You shouldn't trust it. This is from the future and if you do it you will doom us all. It's just disguised as being a simple task but in reality that changes a lot!XD

How much money can I get for using only the 🍳 emoji?