Clippy

Choppy McChopface. Obviously.

Charlie choplin

His name is Guillermo. Guillermo the Guillotine.

Snippy.

Tips Welcome

Oh, it does circumcisions too? Neat.

but Guy La Tine instead

Guillaume

None I have come up with are Satisfactory.

That one's already taken anyway.

Robert McCall

What, is the obvious "Sir Gilly Tine" not good enough for you?

Gilles O'Tine.

Gillie.

Before we get a name, is this crochet or knit?

pillowtine

Gui O'Tine

Bill O'tean

Praxis Pete

Billionaire Muncher, Billy for short

Gilligan.

You ever watch the old show ? I was pretty sure Gilligan was actually intentionally fucking up their chance to leave the island because he was just a sociopath.

And always feined ignorance.

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Mister Guillo

Guillerme O'tine

Eat the rich

Guillaume Fontaine de la Cou D'cramoisie

Mr Guy O'Tien. French mother and an Irish papa.

Mr Choptato

Mr Sieze-the-means-of-production!

I'm gonna have to go with the classic choice of Guillotiny McGuillotineface

Tricot-ine

Donnie Debillionizer

Mr Crochete

Gerard the Guillotine

Mustabio? Musdecapio?

Mr. Guillotine head.

Chap Chopper

Guy O'tine (he's half Irish)