$75k salary, a house, a boat, a lake house, and a trust fund. What year is this?
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Needs a cheat sheet for his own name. I like this guy.
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Really hate when I forget my own name in the middle of a date.
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Disclaimer: i recognize this post is a joke
You will never find the Honda you're shopping for if your filters are set to Toyota
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"Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I've never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be a main character on Grey's Anatomy. I like you woman, you don't talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth."
Why am I single?
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5 beers and hour max? Now that's a responsible man.
Pace yourself, 5 beers an hour lol
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Neurodivergent people: where can I buy this?
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If pacing yourself is five beers an hour what is Michael's regular intake?
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Nah, just spend the week before the date going over all that stuff in your head over and over and over, making sure it basically the only thing on your mind. Practice ALL the conversations you're going to have. over and over again.
Then when things don't go exactly as rehearsed, panic and blurt out something stupid. If they laugh, they're a keeper. And if they don't leave it means they have flag color blindness.
Perfect system.
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5 beers per hour?
Man I'm old but even when a wasn't old 5 beers per hour would have me pretty trashed.
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Nice to see Violet is getting back into the dating scene.
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Five beers an hour WHILE there's a tequila shot right next to him
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He has a boat? Is it because of the implication?
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ok, in which freedom units do I have to think, such that 5 beers/h falls under "pace yourself"?
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Honestly, more men should wear thick soled shoes on causal dates. Women have so much help to boost their natural attractiveness; we gotta even the playing field.
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Armand play calls are cool but the radio in the QB helmet is the way to go
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