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[–] 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

"Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I've never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be a main character on Grey's Anatomy. I like you woman, you don't talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth."

Why am I single?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I've really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    All you need is a star chart and a sense of wild abandon.

    What's your sign? Born in March? Yes, looks like you're an... Ursa major! What good fortune!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Yes yes sign of the empty bowl: you will forever be searching for the perfect cup of pho. beauty lies in front of you, perfection is in love and in your family. you must harvest [5 human hearts] for your broth for perfect pho.

    i'm really not sure about this translation

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I was chatting with a bartender about my telescope a while ago, and the woman sitting next to me asked me when my birthday was. I told her the month, and asked why. She said “it sounds like you know a lot about astrology.” I said “oh no, I’m into astronomy,” to which she replied “same thing.”

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