Pretend to understand your films? I don't even know who you are.

I absolutely love some of Lynch's work but will openly confess that I have no idea what he was trying to tell me.

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

Jokes on you! I pretend to understand your films to get close enough to artsy girls to borrow their clothes!

I'm not convinced even David himself understands his films. Feels like a 40 year project of trolling cinemagoers and watching them pretend they understand it.

Eraserhead was his most spiritual film.

Sir I think you are mistaken, I enjoy Troma and Cannon

Just you and I

Best director who ever lived. Twin peaks was one of my biggest reasons for relocating to the pnw

I unironically love his films.

Don't come at me like this. It's all I have

Straight story was about the existential dread of living in an infinite and ultimately meaningless universe that neither knows about or cares about our brief existence

Jokes on you, I watch Lynch's Dune to find a partner.

In Heaven, everything is fine…

I understand that his work makes me feel both mystified, curious, and and a little scared ; that maybe there is some hint of magic in the world and it is dark but alluring and a little comical.

If someone else appreciates these feelings and wants to share them with me, hell yeah, let's get together.

I mostly understood at least the basic points of all of his movies... except Inland Empire. That shit was just impossible to decipher even after re-watching it three times, the third one with pen and paper to try and piece the plot together (cause the Wikipedia plot section is useless at capturing the detail). Honestly I feel like he was just throwing shit at the camera and seeing what doesn't end up on the cutting room floor, and not in a good Linklater-esque way. A shame that's the one he went out on.

WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS THERE?!

Lynch is easy. Refn is hard. I’ve seen Her Private Hell four times now cause a cute girl told me to, and I still have no idea what’s going on beyond “approximately every half hour or so, a girl gets bashed into a window head first and/or her chest torn open, and dies.” It’s got cool neon bullshit though.

The girl is pretty cute too.

This. Is a donut.

david lynch make a good movie challenge: 99% fail.