Wow this is terrible and also cherry on top ai created sign 100%
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The AI slop used to generate the ad poster contained a nice suggestion for an alternative name for this crap: 
I'm having trouble telling if the poster is AI slop or the entire picture is.
The box of Budweiser looks 99% fine to me (bear in mind, I'm not American so I don't know if that's what it looks like), but the text on the close edge of the top side of the box looks weird to me. Buuut it could also just be compression artifacts.
Wtf is the point??
Is someone out there drinking Budweiser....for the taste?
Is there a difference between Budweiser and having sex in a canoe? Nope. Both are fucking close to water.
Usually you'd start that joke with 'what do x and y have in common...'
Starting with what's the difference works when there's a difference. Like this, 'What's the difference between a woman in a confessional and a woman in a bathtub? One has hope in her soul.'
I have a parent who will only drink "lite" beer. I do not understand it. It takes like shitty water.
In my experience it’s because they’re drinking 18 of them and don’t want to be sloppy drunk after 10-12 hours. I prefer the more direct method of hard liquor to be more efficient but I get the thought process.
Maybe they're keeping a better balance of hydration to alcohol for their old brain, and not having a fruity or sweet taste but not boring plain water as well. Lite beer can occasionally be refreshing. Although personally I'd rather pour half a beer into a cup of ice than drink most light beers.
The sign is AI generated.
makes me question if Budweiser did this or if the store did
Budweiser probably did it. In every grocery store I've seen, the beer vendors set up all the displays.
You still have to be 21 to buy NA beer. Even if its 0.0, the stores will get in trouble for not carding.
Ok, I did the digging on this because you asked. I actually just assumed because I was carded for NA beer that this was a law.
In the US, federally it is not illegal to sell less than 0.5% without carding. But many states treat NA beer the same as normal beer and they require the person be over 21. In the states that do not require 21 and over for NA beer many (most) stores and bars will still card because its better safe than sorry when it comes to ABC and losing your license.
So even tho it might be legal, you are probably still going to get carded, except at this place I guess.
But also I am struggling to understand why someone would choose to drink NA beer if they didn't already know what real beer was like and was trying to avoid it by getting the NA kind (like me). Like - NA beer costs the same as real beer, just buy literally anything else to drink and its cheaper.
Technically the drinking age isn't a national law at all. Setting the state law to alignment is a precondition for national highway funding. A state can set the age to whatever they want, but the federal government wouldn't give money for road maintenance.
As such, different states define a prohibited beverage in different ways. Some set the limit based on a set alcohol limit. Others based on intent or similarity, essentially so that they can prevent advertising alcohol^free^ beverages to kids and getting them in the habit at an impressionable age.
Most common is the abv limit based on what's typically found naturally in juices and such, with limited exceptions for religious ceremonies, parental supervision, or accidental ingestion and such. (Technically speaking, if you call 911 because your 3 year old stole a canned alcoholic beverage off the counter and drank a bunch before you noticed and you're scared, they would be required to also give you and the child legal penalties without that clause).
I saw a pregnant person drink a non alcoholic beer. I guess it's better than nothing? I could imagine a pregnant person craving a beer, but wanting to avoid alcohol.
That's very interesting. Okays very odd. You would think it would fall under the same as Soda but I guess NA beer is just very very low alcohol beer .
The only reason I can see someone choosing NA beer over real beer would be alcoholism but that seems to be playing with fire.
I choose NA beer for that exact reason and its been a really big tool for me to keep my sobriety. It works for some and for others it doesn't but I am glad its available as an option for me. But had I never started drinking in the first place I would not like beer, so I am not sure why anyone would buy NA beer unless, like me, they are trying to scratch an itch that can't be scratched like it was before.
Rates of alcohol use and addiction have been decreasing.
This is just getting them started early like cigarettes always tried to do.
Eliminating reasonableness is the first step in creating an abusive legal system.
Sure, because teens won't buy 0 % beer and mix in some regular beers, that would never happen.
Oh no, don't let the children... dilute their illegally acquired alcohol...
Correct, if they had access to that regular beer, they'd just drink the regular beer and not bother diluting it.
But if questioned why their breath smells like beer, it was the 0%.
The real reason is you don't. Not in every state. Some defined it by a strict measurable standard. Others defined it to close off what's depicted in this image. Others defined it to describe what was banned as oppressed to what you measure, so that if you're selling beer you can't sell it to kids. No checking labels, no "well, it's my home brew so I don't know". Is it beer? You can't sell it to kids.
The last one is almost funny because you can almost feel the confusion about why the concept of non-alcoholic beer even exists.
Because it's beer. Generally the way laws are written in the us, they call out beer, wine, and spirits, or some such wording, not being available to under 21s.
Laws generally do not mention alcohol content of whatever it is you're buying.
Vice is difficult to regulate, and laws surrounding vice are imperfect
The same reason why vapes are considered "tobacco products" despite not containing any tobacco and considered "flavored" if they contain any flavor (or no flavor) besides "tobacco" flavor (which is actually just caramel flavoring since vape juice has no flavor by default). It's because politicians are stupid and short sighted and most of these regulations make little sense outside of government control.
Looks like a ChatGPT poster
Just what we always wanted.
The enjoyment of beer without all that pesky euphoria.
It says on the bottle not to be consumed by those under legal drinking age.
What a desperate piece of signage
I still get carded often when I buy NA beer. Often the cashier will even acknowledge that it's NA but say that they still have to card me.
I quite enjoy 'Supermalt', a malt drink with NO alcohol. It has a large warning for 18+ on the shelves at Tesco, yet I'm not carded on checkout.
I always thought it was because there is alcohol in it still. NA beer I thought was classified as .5% or less. So legally they are still regulated.
Alcohol free is 0%. Edit: This might not be true either, I just saw saying alcohol free may also have alcohol up to .5%
Fruit juice naturally has around 0.5% alcohol. It's just a side effect of wet sugar.
There's no legal federal limit, it's all state law. Some states go by that 0.5%. others go by a definition that includes "things sold as beer" essentially.
"You are holding a container. It is labeled beer. Do not give it to anyone under 21.”
Other times stores just assume and card everyone because it's waaay easier than nuance and you're not legally required to sell non-alcoholic beverages to minors.
Apple juice can contain around 0.5% alcohol though?
They say “contains less than 0.5%” because that’s the cutoff that makes something legally beer. It more than likely has none, much of the time. That’s just the law (US):
> 0.5% it’s beer and subject to alcohol laws
< 0.5% it’s not beer, technically a soda or something
So they label it as <0.5% simply to show that it’s in the latter category. This creates a lot of confusion for some reason.
Even the grocers (and even manufacturers) get it all messed up. Hell, half the brands don’t have required nutritional info (beer doesn’t need it, soda does) but the real problem is that:
The regulatory agencies are captured and don’t do shit anymore. TECHNICALLY the FDA should be stepping in and making them put full nutritional information on all the brands of NA “beer” and making sure it is labeled and sold like a soda.
But the larger companies that sell it are just misclassifying it and creating problems to be as lazy and risk avoidant as possible.
Another counter example that disproves the misunderstanding is kombucha. Kombucha has naturally occurring alcohol, but it’s not classified as some other category. The legal categories are “Alcoholic beverage” Or “Not alcoholic beverage” and it’s less than 0.5% so it’s “not alcoholic beverage” and therefore is available for anyone to buy and has nutritional information on the container.
Similarly, NA “beer” should have the full nutritional information on the can and be sold to anyone. It just “feels” like it should be different somehow, and no one is updating or enforcing policies. You might notice that none of them actually say, “beer.”
They say “contains less than 0.5%” because that’s the cutoff that makes something legally beer. It more than likely has none, much of the time. That’s just the law (US):
0.5% it’s beer and subject to laws < 0.5% it’s not beer, technically a soda or something
So they label it as <0.5% simply to show that it’s in the latter category
But the grocers just do whatever. Hell, half the brands don’t have required nutritional info (beer doesn’t need it, soda does) but the real problem is that:
The regulatory agencies are captured and don’t do shit anymore. TECHNICALLY the FDA should be stepping in and making them put full nutritional information on all the brands of NA “beer” and making sure it is labeled and sold like a soda.
But the larger companies that sell it are just misclassifying it and creating problems to be as lazy and risk avoidant as possible.
The 0.0% on the poster must legally be without alcohol whatsoever. What you have in mind is a confusingly named non-alcoholic beer which goes under the official alcoholic beer radar.
I think a lot of it is due to stupid shop policies. I have been refused sale of a teaspoon for not having ID.
Yup. I got carded at Home Depot when buying a saw blade because "it could be used as a weapon".
Now we just need a platform for kids to gamble away their crayon colors so that they’re ready to do the same with their very first paycheck.


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