The reflecting pool is still "the strait of warm ooze"

I bet that's what all those civilians were saying when Americans killed 100+ people while kidnapping the president of Venezuela.

Can you imagine the kind of shit that will be made public 5 or 10 years after he leaves the presidency?

The History Channel basically lived off of Hitler documentaries for 2 decades.

Depends. Hollywood will never have the spine to depict him honestly, but if American media continues its decline and loses its stranglehold on popular culture then the floodgates will open.

Honestly, with the way things are going in this nation, we're probably going to be too worried about a myriad of other things to give a shit about this rapist's documentaries.

I heard they had to nuke it from orbit after he "used" it.

Shit cart 1

Maybe he could smell himself in there

eating the product

Edit: there's a much better joke about giving it the Taylor farms treatment that I didn't think about quick enough

That's just the President's' McDonald's lunch.

They're not magically smarter than you

It's trump, I think we can take that as a given.

Veep is severely underrated imo.

It would be an absolute 👨‍🍳 💋 if they cast the SNL actors who portray them in the series too lol

They already tried that with comedies about Bush Jr

Chicken was on the menu.

Or the obnoxiously large “catering cart?” A normal one couldn’t possibly hide his giant ass.

Now the whole plane smells like fake tan.

"Why does this food smell like somebody died shitting themselves?"

Imagine secret service trying to push the largest food cart to the plane lol. "I'm not payed enough for this shit"

don't do caterers like that. they'd tie his leash to the bumper at most

It sounds like it was like a wheeled trolley you'd see in a hotel hallway, but I think it was actually a cargo container of some sort used to load catering cargo on and off the plane. Although I'm not completely dismissing the image of him crouched under a tablecloth being wheeled down the tarmac by a butler concealing an MP5.

For a cross-Atlantic flight stocking up AF1 during a Trump term, breaking out the XXXL food truck would be standard procedure.

This threat was real and not a false flag?

Nope. I'm with you. Almost feels treasonous to wish our president harm/death, but fuck him and his family.

He's always lived in fear. He has no friends.

The brain aneurysm to imitate this tom foolery was long and brain deadening

“I don’t, i don’t know what your talking about, cheese burgers are meant to be on the table,” *rubs suspiciously 40 servings of mcdonalds cheese burgers shaped belly * “not below mind you, that’s where the pizza goes, haha yes the pizza, most like my food, ok, friend of mine, a GREAT friend, my friends great ol mister big E, said if he couldn’t get a daily cheese burger slice he’d hang himself, literally had to have his cheese burgers haha what a guy, reminds me of my friend, my great friend, who got autism because he didn’t eat enough cheese burgers! Can you believe it?” rubs orange belly drool dripping from his mouth “couldn’t catch me, CAN’T catch me with my with some cheese burgers not on the table, no sir and you know what i told this friend? My guy? I said to him, we’re gobs make these cheese burgers great again and put em back on the table, so good they’ll throw another parade, like the one for my birthday yes my birthday cheese burger parade my, love for this country God yes take me, take me God for a date cuz you know he’s a good friend, his son and i real close, real close friends, you know he invited me to his last birthday party before the elephants attacked, crazy elephants wanting the cheese burgers. Maybe that’s why it’s before the table to guide the cheese burgers from the Siri democratic elephants. Good friend that was good friend.”

What's.. funny I guess, is that he doesn't even really talk like that anymore, because he barely makes it through a sentence now