Wow. Actual Trump headlines have been indistinguishable from satire for at least a decade now (to me anyway) and this is the first one that made me think "There's no way this is real."

And it is? Amazing.

I hope he was uncomfortable and scared the whole time.

This should be his life from now until the day of his death. A whinny little bitch scared for his life because of a war he himself started over nothing.

I hope he is scared and has to hide everywhere he goes for the rest of his hopefully short life.

What a weak man

Bet he shit himself in there too

Did anyone else hear the Keystone cops music in their heads, when they pictured this?

The smell of his shit wafting from the cart would've given him away.

This is a very crafty way to write a headline to get around my filters 😤

Those catering carts must be huge for those elite folk.

Must have been a BIGly cart for shitler to fit.