I know this is a meme, but for the record math is one of the things LLMs are famously worst at
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A bidet, you should buy a bidet.
And use a calculator ffs it comes free with whatever device you’re using to ask a chatbot.
People have to know how to create the math problem then. Schools are really falling down here
How do I type the prompt on the calculator?? I can only type numbers???
Heehee you can type words, like
8008135
:D
Skill issue. People genuinly don'tknow how to use their phone properly
You can also get a travel bidet, if you can't permanently install one, or just want to try it out. It's basically just a squeeze bottle with a nozzle...
Standing in the shower and spreading your asscheeks is still free
Sure, I guess, for trying out what a bidet would be like, you can do that.
For more regular usage, though, when you can't install a proper bidet, I would recommend investing the 10-20 bucks for a travel bidet. It's a lot easier/quicker, when the splash water goes straight into the toilet and you don't have to completely take off your pants+socks...
I have wondered what the math of a bidet is. Decent ones cost a few hundred bucks. When does the TP saving win out? How long do bidets last?
The feeling of a freshly-washed anus is priceless
There are cheap ones that just connect to the water line between your toilet and the tank and they're like 20 bucks and they'll last you a couple years.
It takes a little getting used to the cold water spray, but I mean if you're that desperate that you're calculating the 30 cent difference per roll, then it might be worth the investment.
I've had mine since 2020 and it cost like $40.
Zero frills. Still $40 apparently.
Personally I started using like. 75% less TP once I got a bidet. Combined with spending $30 on the bidet itself, that's easy savings.
You can get a cheap one for like $25-50 and install it yourself (pretty easy, not actual plumbing, just screwing and unscrewing a few things) and they're fine. The more expensive ones have heated water, but you don't need that. I eventually sprang for a "nicer" one, but now I feel that was unnecessary. Maybe I'm a freak, but I prefer the cold water anyway.
Honestly bidets are super fancy but you could just go with a "bum gun." Little gentle water sprayer you attach to your toilet line and voila. Got mine for like $20-$30 or something.
Quite incredible. So much that I'm miffed this isn't a standard expected thing on toilets.
Poop at work, get paid while pooping and use free tp.
Their tp is all scratchy and thin though...
Fold it 35 times
And now you have 35 papercuts and shit on your hand
This actually isn't too hard to solve. Double the value of each option by removing the folding requirement from the 2-ply and halving the price of the 3-ply to get an even comparison of 2-ply (330 sheets for $0.70) and 3-ply (300 sheets for $0.60), then recognize that it's not worth adding 1/6 the price for 1/10th the sheets, to see that the 3-ply option is better.
By the first sentence, you’ve already done more problem solving than an LLM-brained person.
Feel like bidet's must be accounted for if we gonna start the math justifications
That's needlessly complicated.
If you're folding the 2-ply, you only get 165 wipes. So divide 70 by 165 to get 0.42 cents a wipe
Now the 3-ply is 300 wipes, so divide 120 by 300 to get 0.40 cents a wipe
The cheap stuff is more expensive.
Not folding 3-ply is asking for added expenses in the form of water and soap though... Push right through em
It hurts my brain to do it that way.
300 sheets for 1.2 is a nice division by .6: 500 sheets for $2. So now all we gotta do is multiply by .7 to get 350 sheets for 1.40.
Considering the fold, we are at 330 effective sheets for 1.40. 350 > 330, get the 3 ply (lol).
This is a little bit funky obviously and just works because of seeing a divisor. If not for that I would have tried once each way to get cost per full effective sheet or cost per half effective sheet to see which one has nicer numbers.
... Or just open the calculator app.
I just got into a little spat with my friends fiance because she intellectually offloads with AI.
I stand by it.
The number of people I know who now ask AI instead of web searching is... very upsetting.
Doesn't help that web search is shit nowadays
That might be intentional and also coz of the shitty ai blog/info sites
100% it is barely usable now I gave Kagi a few tries and was really impressed by how good and sane the results are but I cannot get myself to hand out more money to an American company.
I should add that they are what's called a Public Benefit Corporation now so there is so effort coming from them.
If you search Google just serves you their AI shit. The other day their AI told me the word "rainy" has 4 letters.
Yesterday I googled: Hardware store "City Name". It only returned stores from a different city. So I googled: Hardware store "City Name City Name City Name" and it returned a single one for every result
the number of people who are web searching are still majorly just consuming google's AI and thats... more upsetting
Google search has got so bad in the last couple of years that I actually don’t blame people for using AI for this.
Two ply 70¢ / (330/2) = 0.42 ¢
Three ply 120¢ / 300 = 0.4 ¢
Basically the same.
"You've spent 3x the theoretical savings asking me this question"
That comes out to 0.004242 per doubled-up 2-ply sheet vs 0.004 per 3-ply sheet
Its extra fucked because the sheer amount of money ppl at the top have now, like the gap is getting bigger and bigger, why is everyone still broke, how do they benefit from ppl not buying things, like my walmart is full of expired sht all the time now, way less traffix
I shit and shower at work, not simultaneously though
Tap for spoiler
most of the time
Gotta stomp those spicy nuggets away. Then wash your shit-caked feet.
This man showershits
Better to shower shit than shit showers.
Edit: fuck, I should have said "better to shit in the shower than shower in the shit", that would have been way better.
You guys don't have unit pricing? In Australia it's required by law that supermarkets show price per standard unit of measurement so you can easily compare
We do! What's really helpful is many products of the same category are in different units. One will be per sheet, one per roll, one per 100 sheets, one per 500 sheets... and then the true thickness is completely different, so 1 ply for one brand will hold up ok while another will start disintegrating the moment you pull it off the roll. Do you feel free yet?
I don't think unit counts account for what ply the toilet paper is.
I always check that but have found a couple instances where the math did not work out. Either it was wrong on purpose or by accident
Incorrect, I would rather die before asking Chat GPT anything
I use less of the single ply than the double ply. I think I make it 1.5 ply thick, or something. Anyway, I don't want a bidet, you guys have fun with that.
Wait, you are not telling me you use a single 3 layer piece to wipe, are you?
Water just use water you noobs. Didn't gtp tell you?
Always use water and soap to completely clean, however using toilet paper to remove excess at the start, and using toilet paper again afterwards to dry the water after washing is the best, imo.
But yeah, this is out of place for this meme, since perhaps you might end up using more toilet paper overall this way, but I think the end result is the most hygienic haha.
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