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[+] 49 points 3 months ago (13 children)
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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    No, you'll fuck up how the sauce adheres to the pasta.

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  • [+] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I don't have to fight him. Most of the people in the comments are already doing it.

    I guess to clarify, if you want your pasta not to stick, coating it in oil will stop it from sticking, covering it in telfon would do the same thing. The problem is what are you doing with the pasta after you cook it. You might get away with olive oil if you're combining it with pesto, but you do that to a red sauce or an alfredo and you'll end up with a bowl of sauce and oily noodles that did not combine well.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Maybe you just put too much oil on, I make 6 lbs of pasta at a time once or twice a week at work and I've never had an issue with sauce not adhering. And I cook in a senior living center, if there's an issue with the food, we hear about it. You just need enough oil to coat them, they shouldn't be swimming in it.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It depends. If you're putting the sauce on immediately then you don't need the oil, but if you're gonna wait and do it at serving time then I find a light coat of oil is worth it to keep from sticking.

    Granted, I tend not to do red sauces. Pesto and cream-based sauces tend to do fine though.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What's the point of having oil on top of the water?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    No clue, but oiling the pasta after it comes out

    1. Makes sauce adherence worse, so don't do it
    2. Makes them able to lie around longer without clumping together

    So instead, just plate and coat with sauce immediately instead of waiting.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago

    Add a dash of olive oil to the boiling water. It won't fucking help, but at least you can fuck up pasta in new and interesting ways.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Add salt to the water first

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    ITT: I learn that a disturbing amount of people can't even boil pasta correctly.
    What the fuck is wrong with people? It's the most basic shit, I don't understand how anyone could fail to do it wrong.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    Just use whole wheat pasta.

    Stir literally once. No salt, no oil, no additional stirring.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    What psychopath doesnt salt their pasta.
    Afraid of a little NaCl?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I can just salt it in my plate. Feels wasteful to put a ton of salt in the water and dump 99% of the salt in the sink anyway.

    Plus, sometimes, I just feel like keeping it unsalted entirely. Depends on the sauce etc. You taste the subtle sweetness of the noodles more that way.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    You're mostly salting the surface when you salt at the table. If you salt the pot, the salt will dissolve in the water meaning it has an even distribution when it penetrate the pasta. Salting at the table means it will have saltier spots than others unless well tossed and tasted until even. But this only solves the distriution issue and not the penetration issue.

    If you're worried about wasting the salted water, you might get some milage with adding the pasta water to your sauce. In this case, using a smaller amount of water increases the starch to water ratio and reduces the total amount of water used. Carbonara used this approach while keeping it all in one pan.

    Lightly salted pasta water, I feel, preserves the sweetness of the durum while still hiding the bitterness of the flour. Just my two cents.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Honestly I've tried salting a few times and for the little difference it makes... I don't feel it's worth the trouble.

    But thanks for the info, I honestly hadn't thought about the details.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I've forgotten to salt the water and added salt at the table and it's nit even close to the same. It just tastes bad, which has been agreed on by family and friends who did the same. I think your tastebuds might be broken.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah no, that's not how salt works. If you need to add salt at the table, you should have tasted and salted the dish better.

    The exception is multiple people with very different salt tolerances, there's just no good solution for that.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    That's a giant asterisk. My mom regularly oversalts her soup and I wish she didn't. Some restaurants (especially fancy restaurants) salt their food so much it's borderline inedible. There's no good reason for them to do that. Arrogance perhaps.

    Even my own tastes in salt vary greatly from day to day. So I wouldn't even trust myself with getting the salt amount right for myself if I cooked for myself alone. As soon as any other human is implied, it just gets riskier.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Your pasta stick because of starch. Luckily, they release the large majority of their starch in the first minute of cooking, so stir well during the first minute and make sure there's enough water in your pot.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Stir well once. I never need to interact more than 4 times / 20 seconds with the pot:

    1. Put water in and turn on heat
    2. Wait until water boils, then put pasta and salt into water (lower heat now so it doesn't boil over later)
    3. Wait 30 seconds, then stir once (i.e. make all the pasta stop touching for a moment)
    4. Wait until done, then take pot off and pour out

    In addition to that, if you don't have a feeling for how long the pasta needs to boil / how done pasta looks, you need to sample a noodle now and again.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (15 children)

    Serious comment on a shitpost community, but the easiest fix I found to pasta that sticks too much was to just buy better quality noodles. The cheapest stuff would stick like nothing else, while Barilla or any pasta cut on bronze dies never did.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (13 children)

    Barilla isn't a better quality pasta. Change my mind

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Oh no, absolutely. I realize in hindsight my wording implies that. As someone else commented here, I also consider them the bare minimum. Anything less than that and it's awful noodles with no sauce adhesion or starch released.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Italian here. Barilla is considered the bare minimum. Its not a high quality pasta, although they have a bronze cut kind which I never tried.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I'm pasta-ignorant. How does the material of the cutting tool affect the final product?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Bronze cutting is slower (so less efficient) but being slower make the pasta more "rough" and not smooth. This makes sauce stick more to it

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    I see... But wouldn't that only effect the ends? Or does it start as a sheet and get cut into strips like fettuccine? But that would still only be the edges, right? What about something like linguine with a rounder cross-section?

    I'm just not picturing it

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Im answering with a video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8wZbNmdIKw

    But no, usually pasta is pressed into shapes and then cut at the end

    While being pressed against the bronze thing it gets rough on the edges and in the inside

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    The Al Bronzo brand of Barilla does taste better, imo, but not worth the extra cost. I've never had a problem with the regular stuff sticking as long as I salt the pot and stir occasionally.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (18 children)
    1. get water boiling
    2. add salt+oil or stock
    3. then add pasta
    4. boil until it's not yet mush

    = no sticky

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    The oil does nothing other than float on top of the water

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (7 children)

    It breaks surface tension and stops the water from boiling over. Oil means a lot less watching the pot while I do other things.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Is your pot really tiny or you put too much water? I don't see how it's possible that it boills over, only if you negkect it for a lot but at that point, the pasta is ruined too probably

    And oil will not do anything else other than making your sauce not stick properly to the pasta

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Mine boils over in a large pot because I'm impatient and have the heat too high. The bubbles come up and through the pasta so violently that they use the noodles to ramp out of the pot. It's somewhat amusing until you get a fat sizzler that won't stop and you know it'll be a bitch to clean.

    Alas, it is a consequence of my own actions.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    You should tune down the flame/power after it boils, the water will just continue to boil for long (or you can even put a lid and it should boil for a lot more without turning the heat, never did it because i forget to try every time tho, lol)

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Yeah, high until it boils then lower it to a simmer. It's boiling water, it's gonna be about 100C regardless of how high the stove is set to. More power in a boil (when cooking) is only useful when you're trying to reduce the water content of something

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Use a decent quality pasta, stir once. No oil needed.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    TIL the cheapest pasta in Aldi is decent quality.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It is! If you want to get real fancy get pasta that’s bronze cut, it’ll usually have it on the box somewhere up top as a selling point. It makes the pasta edges slightly rougher and makes sauce cling to it more. I forget if Aldi has any like that, but you can usually find it for maybe 50 cents to a dollar more (USD) in other stores. Very low cost, high reward.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Hydrate your pasta for an hour before cooking. Not only will it not stick, burn, or have undercooked bits, but it will fully cook within a minute. So you can just put it in your sauce directly and skip the boiling step.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (9 children)

    ...

    I just boil barilla penne in my little rice cooker.

    Put in the water, bit of salt, bit of pepper, bit of italian seasoning.

    Bring to rolling boil. (this takes ~10min w/ my rice cooker)

    Add pasta.

    Do nothing, the pasta stirs itself because rolling boil, wait 5 minutes.

    Get mitts, keep the lid on the cooker bowl thing, pour out 90%-95% of the water through the vent hole on the lid. Should take another minute or two to empty the water this way.

    Slap what remains into a bowl.

    Now presumably you also have some pre grated or shredded cheese, as well as some kind of italian sausage or something grilling up on a skillet... flash it if you have to, sear it a bit maybe, the pour marinara over the skillet.

    Stir occasionally for maybe 2 minutes, at high heat, now dump all that onto the penne, and then sprinkle on the cheese.

    Kablamo, italian pasta from a rice cooker.


    Now... the real 'chef's kiss'... also have some italian bread that you've lightly braised with olive oil, dusted with a cheese crumble, and then toasted. Then, have olive oil and/or balsamic vinaggrette as a dipping sauce.

    Bellissimo.

    You can also dip the toasted bread into the pasta, no one is stopping you.


    But yeah basically the trick with pasta is... don't involve the pasta untill the water is well good and angrily boiling.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    i mean i'll try premixing some italian seasoning and putting it in with my pasta, but your recipe scares me. why do i have to be naked in front of my pasta bacon? i've tried that. i have a scar (on my eyeball, so it's not like the clothes would have helped, but like maybe the grease wouldn't have popped so excitedly had my junk not been exposed) from baconing nakey.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Flashing your meats by way of cooking naked; it causes their muscle fibers to relax, as they now know you're not a threat (like showing your "underbelly"). Now you can get a really good sear and lock-in the juices, as you and your meats reach an understanding of mutual vulnerability. You just can't show any fear though, so no aprons allowed. Trust is essential for tenderness, and vice versa

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    ... it is extremely funny that you extrapolated from that, that I cook naked.

    ... Because I actually do, quite often, now that you bring it up.

    Teaches you to be precise and delicate, very quickly.

    But uh yeah, I would at least wear an apron for bacon, anything with popping grease... sorry about your scar.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    sorry about your scar.

    i'm not. it looks cool.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    ... it does make for a funny drunk story too.

    ... its 100 fucking degrees, has been for over 48hrs straight now, never below 90...

    ...., ive ran out of witty puns, brain hitting thermal limits, going to melt now

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