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[–] 62 points 3 months ago (13 children)

I didn’t make the cut either. 😭

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    You are obviously not a big enough bell end. I'm a complete twat and I'm on it.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I need to step up my twatiness and bell end-itude.

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  • [+] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I'm not gay at all and I'm on the list. Thinking people should be accepted and loved no matter who they love seems to be very offending to that idiot who wrote the list.

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  • [–] 50 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    I'm the admin of one of the blocked instances. Yay!

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (13 children)

    Only to find out your an innocent victim of the Scunthorpe problem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Scun-thorpe if anyone is wondering, Also Penistone a place in England Cockburn a name in the UK And Middlesex and Sussex I might get put on a list 🤣

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Lol now people need to hint to what slur is in the link so we can click it

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    In all my years this might be the most dumb block list I have ever seen. A sample:

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    In with 115 comments. Weirdest flex.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Huh, just looked. I'm on it too. I rarely say anything, let alone political stuff

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago

    Having that many comments and avoiding the list be like:

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago*

    I'm on it, which is outrageous, because I am an absolute delight.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I thought I got pretty spicy when I was telling people they were being queerphobic but I guess not 😞

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    This is my 3,000 comment in a little under 3 years. Still not cool enough for the blocklist. ;_;

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago

    🔘I’m in this meme and I don’t like it

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It seems like he blocked at lot of left wing and people who stood out, so all this means is you're like a nondescript nazi. Henchmen #62.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Good call, but aren't others able (especially instance admins) to see our subscriptions? I'm on some subs like 196 and some left party ones. And my home instance is .ml!!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    3 years, 4077 comments (holy crap?!)

    Not on it either!

    Maybe I could've written like a whole book with all that effort though lol.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    Sheesh you comment more than I do!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Did you ever use the word "perchance"?

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Link to the list? Now I'm curious . . .

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    im new here. wut is tesseract list?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Amateur. I've been on for 6.5 months and have nearly 6000 comments.

    What the hell is a tesseract list?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Didn't they filter entire instances?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    I'm on the list! I have so many people to thank, first trump, then god, then RFK jr's brain worm.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I guess I spent too much time up voting anime titties and not enough time supporting fully automated gay luxury space communism.

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    [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    That's alright, Cowbee too isn't in the list.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    3 yrs 2.1 k comments on this account and probably another thousand scattered between other accounts, and not a single one made the list :(

    I’ll have to try harder for the next one, I guess.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    Aaaw, I'm not in it either.

    Is there an application form I can fill somewhere?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Perchance you should start measuring things in hamburger units, or express your distaste of paywalled articles, or how you want to remove all of the mild everyday annoyances from the reality because, you know, they mildly bug you. Or just talk about the proletariat.

    ...I dunno, I'm not on the list either because I don't talk about this stuff much, I guess.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    If I ever need to show somebody what a cringe loser I am I will name something after a term from a classic work of sci-fi or fantasy — one where I clearly missed the meaning!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    I routinely tell people to get fucked but didn't make the list. They must have more stringent criteria than just being rude.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

    I'll try to summarise from memory and my knowledge from a couple of posts, but details might be wrong since I've not done a deep dive into this. I'm not going to go looking for links and references, because who has the time?

    There was a frontend for Lemmy called Tesseract (a frontend is a different interface for the Lemmy site. For example, I use Alexandtrie and think this is the best interface in browser if you want to see what a frontend looks like). Anyway, it came to light that the dev for Tesseract had covertly added a blacklist to the frontend. He then wrote a long rant about how there's propoganda and unpleasantness on Lemmy and he's trying to protect his users from this. In reality he basically described how he wants to block anyone who isn't agreeable with his opinion, expresses leftist opinions, supports LGBTQ+ rights, etc. So people have taken it as a badge of honour in being on the list and are making it a mockery of Tesseract. The dev has taken down the Github page for Tesseract (although I think someone forked it first and removed the blacklist). So now people are flooding Lemmy with memes about being on the list and hating on Tesseract. It's all fun and games, but as with all things with social media trends, it will likely start getting boring as you come across a lot of this on your feed.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I’m on the list and the only “propaganda” I’ve spread is a willingness to end fascist lives, which hardly seems controversial to me. I mean, typically you shoot fascists, don’t you?

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  • [+] -6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Depends what you define as fascist? Who's the judge here? In the pre-elon twitter times people would call everything nazi/fascist that didn't match their opinion. Basically you are threatening to murder people for... opinions? Coming from a place without death penalty this is indeed concerning. Especially when targeted at a certain person. TBH be happy you got banned and not jailed.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    ‘It’s normal to throw people in jail for being willing to kill a fascist before they’ve done anything’ is really wild. That actually happens where you are? Someone just says they’d kill a fascist and they get locked up?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    as with all things with social media trends, it will likely start getting boring as you come across a lot of this on your feed.

    You take that back. Beans and jeans with never not be funny

    Edit: beans like four posts down my homepage, love to fucking see it

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Those are rookie comment numbers!

    On the bright side, surely .ML is banned so you catch an indirect inclusion.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Gotta bump those numbers up, I'm at 2.5k comments in 10 months. Just scattershot your political opinions into the void, you'll make the list.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Only downside to me switching home instances is that this account isn't on it. My old one was in the top 100 though.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Honestly, I feel like I'm as far left as you can get but I'm not on the list. I've said some intense stuff on here and I'm not on it

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago
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