As a recovering Catholic, it is doubly funny because hell is not even biblical.
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Well, I always tell missionaries knocking on my door: you are telling me that I could be a murderer, a liar, a thief, an adulterer, an overall horrible person, so long as I sincerely repent before I die and accept Jesus into my heart, and I will go to heaven? How is that more moral than being an atheist who is an overall good person?
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Being called "edgy" is funny when they tell you that there's this horrible pit of emoness and death and fire and hot metal chains and trenchcoats and darkness and satan that you're going to go to.
Sounds pretty edgy, bro.
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*isengard!
I always say we'll see won't we and they look at me like cussed their mother.
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And the Lord said, “If you lay with that infant, you shall burn in the fiery pits of Mordor!”
- Book of Arnold
All us musicians have been responding "hell? Oh goody! That means we finally don't have to do church music" for the last two thousand millennia
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I would GLADLY go to Mordor. Sure its dark and stinky, but theres a chance I get to see Rivendell and Hobbiton...
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Certainty lends no truth to folly. An absurd claim may be answered with an absurd dismissal.
Akshully ... it's more like telling them that they'll just seize to exist, neither going to heaven nor hell, nor anything before or in between.
I mean, I like Lord of the Rings, but I don't believe in it. I know it is existing fiction, just like any "holy" text.
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I'll go there quicker if they let me read an eagle.
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