nothing will put fear in your enemies like declaring your army needs more testosterone...
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I don't give them a year before ranks are determined by balls size and weigh.
Exogenous testosterone usually leads to balls shrinking.
Closeted tanuki furries are destined to obtain the highest of ranks.

In 4 months they'll be indiscriminately issuing amphetamine stims to service members. I mean, it worked for the SS. Probably. At least for a little while. Actually, I have no idea, but it seems like something Keitel and Goering would be all about to claim they had a chemical edge over all the subhumans occupying their lebensraum.
The US military never stopped using amphetamines. Honestly, the list of militaries that don't use the stuff is probably shorter then the list that does. The job isn't exactly conducive to their health in the first place.
I remember an uproar about this topic in the 90's, but it never stopped. https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240314-the-drug-pilots-take-to-stay-awake
Those stims were amphetamines, and they were given to soldiers to be prepared for those Blitzes. It also stunted their humanity and made them literal monsters.
Ah yes, I served in the bacne and rage unit.
The troops are not hot and sexy enough for King Don. He wants troops like in Starship Troopers, except maybe a few years younger.
Funny how they're suddenly fine with gender-affirming care ...
Quoting myself so I don’t have to keep rewriting it:
This isn’t gender affirming care, it’s gender coercive care. Forcing people without symptoms to get a test for low testosterone is clearly pressuring people to “fix” their T levels, regardless of whether that makes sense for them. If it was about health they’d let their doctors address it on an as needed basis.
Yeah, it's that thing that conservative media and politicians have been lying about. Saying that children go to school one gender and are forced to change their gender. So that's a lie. It never happened. But now, conservatives are doing the exact thing that they were so concerned about before.
What is it that they say, every accusation is a confession?
conversion therapy but they're converting people into himbos
Are they gonna have a random piss test for it or can a soldier just pop a Total-T the day before their annual eval and pass with flying colors?
An over-fixation on "manliness" and "heroism" in the military is also standard fascism playbook. Everyone's made up to be a hero for their country, no matter if true or not. This sort of propaganda-fueled glorification of soldiers and war maybe helps recruitment of future soldiers for whatever future war the fascists are going to start. That's probably the only upside.
It's that... Gender affirming care?
The same "germs aren't real" Hegseth who caused a flu outbreak on a military base by reversing the vaccination mandate for service members.
They have 2 reasons to do this:
- To drug the soldiers.
- To put the blame of failure on individuals.
The purpose is to have an army of cannon fodder when they take on NATO and to push through the inevitable failure when doing so.
He's a complete moron that wants to run the military like he is in a cheap 80s B-Movie
Just wait. In another 10 years (if we're still around by then), the VA will be ignoring a ton of testicular cancer cases in veterans.
Testosterone can lead to less impulse control, bad idea for people with guns.
Good idea for a country that specifically gave those people guns and trained them to shoot people without thinking too hard about it. They'll want it for the police soon, too.
That's not really how it works in the military. They don't just let you shoot things indiscriminately like they do in the police force.
American as gun play and police shootings.
Hilariously, F2Ms will pass his test for “manliness”.
Nah the ftms know better because when your T is too high the excess actually gets converted into estrogen via aromatization. It’s one of the causes of gynecomastia. The goal is just to be within the normal range.
And if it’s in the normal range they’ll pass the “test”. Thanks for agreeing with me.
What this is, is another ridiculous ploy by Beta-cuck Hegseth to have homo-erotic fantasies about his big burly, tough macho men in tight uniforms.
Just get drunk again, Pete, and come out already!
Seriously, how do we let them know we know and it's okay? Holy shit.
You can't, because of the level of cognitive dissonance coming out has with the maga agenda. He's so deep in the closet you'd have to make a stop in Narnia for gas and a map to get there.
Is this science news? I'm not asking to be nice. News from USA is such a shitfest, and it sucks when it spreads.
I'd be curious about science if even adversarial memes help spread the lambasted meme. It seems like "calling out this insane nonsense" helps the insane nonsense to actually spread.
But until we have hard scientific evidence for this, moderation couldn't possibly
High testosterone in men is associated with male pattern baldness and low sperm count, among other conditions. Not sure why he'd want that, but ok.
So can we assume Hegseth has low test, has started having TRT and now thinks everyone needs it?
Pete wants rock hard cocks from sea to shining sea. Glistening, veiny, throbbing, and FULLY erect. Give Pete bricked up dicks, or give him death. It's super fucking hetero, godammit. He's totally into tits and pussy, but he wants those giant, stiff peckers at full fucking mast. AMERICA.
What the hell does testosterone have to do with anything? It's a hormone, just like any other in the human body. Both men and women produce it. It needs to stay within a healthy range for the body to function properly. Too much is harmful, just as too little is.
Man you Americans really are dumb as shit to vote for this in november.
Hegseth is one of those guys who has to work his fetishes into everything.
If we know anything about militaries, we know they fear “gaps.” Are they trying to close a doping gap with other militaries? Or to preempt one?


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