Its not far off though. They claim Canadian sales were a tiny percent of their market, yet they are all begging for it to stop

“…also we’re going to tariff you even more because your forest fire smokes wafting over our border (instead of helping you fight those fires).”

God I hate my government.

To be fair, I’m boycotting everything from the US. Alcohol just seems to have a disproportionate impact. Perhaps because it’s one of the few things where it’s easy to find Canadian alternatives?

It's more the fact that that title sounds exactly like something the actual us government would currently say.

Satire or not, boycott the fuck out of my shitty country wherever possible! I would if I didn't live here!

boycott kentucky alcohol, which is home to LICH mcconnel and rand paul.

Bwahahahhahahh...no.

Honhonhomhong...non.

Canada should be able to make their own good whisky as they have places at least as desolate and depressing as the Scottish Highlands and islands.

Americans just placed Tariffs on Canadian mushrooms. Folks need to boycott Mastercard and Visa in response.

The tip is in Canada. Now shove the rest in. Hard.

Would have eaten the onion.

He is shit at poker.

Man, it sure would be funny to drive around Lynchburg, TN in one of those billboard trucks that says "DRINK CANADIAN WHISKEY."

Not working? For who? Because Canadians buy their own alcohol+foreign and it's a win for them.

I am pushing my 9th week without alcohol. I won't be drinking any time soon, but if I do it won't be American piss beer or liquor.

I hate living in the timeline where I have to read half the article before making up my mind on whether this is satire.

Edit: Oh, there's a warning. Good call.

Canada was our greatest ally. You don’t threaten your friends. This is the consequences of our own actions. Centrist democrats should have had this moron in prison it wasn’t a game and now the entire world is cutting ties.

It should be obvious that The Beaverton is satire

At least on mobile, there's no header that says this is the beaverton. And it wasn't until I got a third of the way through the article that I started to realize that this had to be satire of some sort and then had to look at the website name in the address bar.

Edit: I just took another look and there is a header but it is incredibly hard to see. And I'm not entirely sure that that's not on purpose. I'm beginning to really fucking hate these satire sites.