Ivy League college students are, by definition, intelligent.
Are they by definition smart? Or merely privileged by definition
Ivy League college students are, by definition, intelligent.
Are they by definition smart? Or merely privileged by definition
If you're like me wondering how home exams were ever a thing:
The story that Serrano told them begins in December 2025, when a gunman attacked Brown’s campus and killed two people, including one who had recently introduced herself to Serrano.
Shaken by the experience, Serrano decided that his spring 2026 section of the quite difficult ECON 1170 would allow take-home exams for both the midterm and the final. Suddenly, the course received an influx of students. El País has the story:
Bring back blue books.
If you know, you know.
Back in the day: "you won't have a calculator on you at all times"
Today: "not only do I have a calculator but I also have AI in my pocket"
The problem is AI sucks! It hallucinates, gives wrong info, and is generally just bad.
How do you control for things like never having written an in person exam before, panic from last minute change, etc? Learning to write tests is a skill, especially in university. I assume it was pen and paper? I write by hand quite a bit still, but I'm sure I would struggle. I don't think I form thoughts the way I used to. I mostly start typing the go back and rearrange it, etc.
I don't object to in person exams but maybe the kindest approach is to do it from the start of the semester.
I sometimes wonder if people forget how short youth is. I truly don't think they are lazy or dishonest. I think they have failed by so many adults in so many different ways. I can't imagine the mixed messages they are getting about how AI is going to do the things for us and it's going to make a lot of the old skills we have useless but then they have to learn the 'old' ways anyhow. If they are in their 20s they are absolutely looking to the older folks for confirmation on things they haven't experienced. I don't think we are doing a great job of explaining why the old skills are still needed.
The cheating part feels like maybe there have been no consequences so they think it's not a big deal? Again, you can't just tell them "don't cheat" if there is no explaining why and you don't enforce it. I know online exams were a COVID thing but I'm honestly surprised we didn't transition back, with accommodations for people who need them. You can't just give them tests they can do with no proctor, and on a computer that can access AI and expect them to think you take this seriously.
How do you control for things like never having written an in person exam before
It's only one course, how could they possibly have never done an in-person exam before? They've made it to university; they would have done dozens before and during their time there.
I don't know that's a good assumption anymore. These students are probably the ones who had zoom from home "school" through formative years, with Chromebooks pushed on them before that. Schools were dropping handwriting from curriculum long before LLM/agentic forms of AI.
Heck, I was graduating high school around the time the first iPhones were coming out and I barely wrote. It was maybe 1-2 essays per school year max, not exactly enough for robust skill development. Exams were almost all multiple choice or 1-2 word short answers at most to make grading more efficient.
So I work in higher ed and this is actually occam's razor - students will take advantage of any tool they can get their hands on (which is to say cheat) at the drop of a hat. And a lot of college courses are completely honor system, especially remote classes.
Today's smart professors are using authorship tools and doing in-person exams for good reason.
Why are universities still relying on assignments for marking ?
Do they think if they ignore AI it will just magically go away ?
Eighteen students suddenly dropped the course, while nine others didn’t even attend the final exam. Of those 27 students, El País noted, “22 had scored a perfect 100 in the midterm exam.”
Among those who took the test, the average score plunged—from 96 all the way down to 48.
Id hate to be a recruiter or interviewer for this generation of students
They've already made it into the job roles.
I was helping somebody (a professional with a degree) on a software and they were, among other things, struggling to manually tally over ten items with the cursor as a pointer. They kept starting back at 1 and recounting. After many attempts they asked me to count the items for them.
So I had to stop helping and explain they needed to speak to their manager about the issues. 🙁
its that SEVERE?, its likely someone unable to finish grad 1-5. they likely used AI all the way to graduation, or most of thier education was spent online during covid, which dint help things.
That's the worst one I've encountered. Usually its just disengagement. Like they ask for help, our techs start showing them the solution steps, and rather than watching the steps as we go, they are on their phone checking Instagram. Like they think help is somebody else doing their job for them.
I just started a new job, and after I (imo) aced the remote interview, they brought me in for an in-person, which didn't seem unusual. I was surprised when they started asking all the same questions as in the remote and take-home interviews, but clearly they've been hitting issues with this.
I was hired during the pandemic and it was quite an interesting experience to get there. They had an online assessment center, several hours (with breaks) of all sorts of quizzes, questions and tasks, mostly intelligence and memory-related, combined with math, general knowledge, language proficiency and a section on personality and personal preferences, with a relatively limited focus on IT questions at the end that felt tacked on for the job. There was no surveillance during it - no webcam requirements or anything. They just sent me a link and I could complete this timed test at a point in time of my choosing, in one go. Since it wasn't very difficult at all and there was more than enough time, I had no issues with this one.
Before the interview, I was handed a 20 minute condensed version of largely the same type of questions to be completed in person (very small room, alone, under supervision, to eliminate any possibility of cheating), which I completed in no time, and finally an extensive interview (IIRC about 45 minutes) in front of what I can only describe as a tribunal of eight more or less relevant people sitting in a half-circle in front of a chair for the interviewee (at a distance due to COVID), most of which would just silently judge me with their eyes and take down notes as two to three of them switched between interrogating, I mean, interviewing me. They were actually very friendly, but it did feel quite intense. I was extremely nervous in the beginning, even stuttered a little, but as the interview went on, my nerves calmed down. None of the questions were surprising nor upsetting, but due to my initial nervousness, I still felt like I had failed.
Anyway, after they had hired me (I received a call about two weeks later), they later told me that they had done this twice with about 100 applicants each, just to hire a single person. In retrospect, I can't believe I successfully made it through all of this. I was very well prepared for the interview and had previously spent a lot of effort (several weeks worth) on the application itself, tailoring it to the job and the organization, but still.
If you have the amount of resources this large org has, I think this is a very thorough way of doing things. The simple method of repeating a portion of the test in person (with different questions, but the same kind as online) eliminates cheaters and can be done by an org of virtually any size. The lengthy interview in front of a diverse group I'm not so sure about though. With shy and nervous applicants (as well as those on the spectrum), this can be very overwhelming, but since they all have to find a consensus in the end, discrimination and personal preferences influencing the hiring decision are less likely to happen.
Yikes! Either that recruitment process is incredibly inefficient, or they’re hiring someone to take over the security of a nuclear weapon factory.
There was also a background check involved, which I forgot to mention. But overall, it's very much the former and not even close to something like the latter.
sounds very time consuming, although if its a high paying position it would make sense but still 8v1 interview is kinda odd, do they vote on if they want to hire someone. because if not if one even has a bias you could get axed.
they probably got into the problem where candidates were using AI to automatically fill all the questionairres for the interview.
I’m looking forward to my next round of technical interviews. The people who depend on AI usually end up looking very foolish. Especially on the questions designed to make various LLMs hallucinate.
they dropping the course to avoid getting a complaint to the dean, and the ones that dint show up in the final exam, was likely gauging an F is better than getting a W , since if they considered grad school in the future.
We live in an insane era where many companies would want to be selecting employees who had a proven ability to learn and succeed without the aid of AI tools… before then forcing them to use AI for everything once hired
That's just the usual routine of externalising costs while extracting benefits, maybe it's just a very blatant example.
What is the point of paying for college when you squander it this way?
resume reasons, especially ivy league schools. ivy schools tend to select students based on historical alumni reasons if they aren't top cut, and people who grew up in wealth usually had better resources growing up to be smart (but it doesn't by default mean they are smart)
To put it on your resume I guess
I had a guy who sat next to me when I took some community classes after work he would show up late and from the corner of my eye could see him scroll when I'd scroll and answer a question on quizes when I did.
I imagine he continued on and now makes more money than I do
The amount of scorn for degrees here is spectacular.
Medicine happens, in part, by experience. Even so, would you want your doctor or nurse working on you either of those roles without their degree(s)?
Psychologist?
Your lawyer?
The engineer designing that bridge you cross every day?
Who has scorn for degrees? All I said is I noticed someone cheating their way through some classes and it sucks knowing that people like that usually fair better monetarily
Not you. All the people posting with a shrug saying it’s just a piece of paper that doesn't mean/do much except help getting a job. Like there’s no useful information there they can’t learn all by themselves & that they have the personal discipline of a 4 year dedicated college curriculum in conjunction with using AI to complete everything.
The article is really discussing bachelor degrees, and this is mostly true for those. Masters and doctorate degrees (or med school or law school, etc) are where specialized learning that actually sets you up for specialized roles happens.
The pre-med student who stopped after getting their bachelor's is not meaningfully better prepared to be your doctor or psychologist than someone with no degree. You wouldn't trust either one.
40 years of telling kids a degree is a job ticket rather than explaining the value of a liberal arts education.
Every time I see k12 education discussion focused on "preparing kids for the job market" I cringe. Its the cart before the horse and just as agile.
they mean the job market as the low-wage, medium wage jobs that supplies most of sectors. not the bougie white collar jobs. to the end they also dumb it down enough that people end up joining the military as cannon fodder.
To be fair, jobs and degree value is 90% regional. There are states with less degrees and states with more degrees. The PNW, for example, has a glut of Bachelors degrees, meaning your Bachelors will give you very little if any traction for jobs. Why would it when there’s double digits in those degrees applying for every 1 job requiring one? Many Midwest, flyover states do not. When there’s no one applying to those degrees positions and then That One Guy shows up, he’s almost guaranteed at least a try in that position.
Sometimes you have to take your degree and move or it will hold little value. People don’t like to hear that, and that’s fair, but it’s also the reality.
You’ll have a cheaper house, cheaper COL, and be very competitive in a job in a flyover state, but because you don’t want to leave the city of Seattle or its surrounding beauty, you stay and bitch about it instead. Or San Francisco. Or [next high COL/housing place]. No one really likes Ohio or the ass end of Illinois but there are both job openings and cheaper housing there.
An in-law earned a safety degree. They could stay in their state for $80k or move to a degree bereft state, with cheaper houses even, for $125k. They moved, and on the company’s dime.
Some of what’s happening here is based in the human principle of: I don’t wanna.. “Don’t wanna” rules the day most of the time.
Don’t wanna keeps you in a crowded expensive place bitching about your finances.
that is where most of the jobs are though, nobody wants to live in a rural area or a poor red states, they dont have jobs there at all. you will be hard pressed to find a tech job in misso/ohio that pays you 100-200k tech+job out of college where you can eaisly find one in seattle/cali,,,,etc. you sound like a boomer conservative to be honest
It's mostly just a piece of paper required for most white collar jobs to even pass on your resume to a real person. That's the only reason I got a degree. I already had tons of experience, but couldn't get a decent full-time job because the job postings all had a degree as a requirement and the automated systems take that as a hard requirement because it's objective and thus easy to filter on.
thats not the only thing they want, they have screen out specific keywords too, or look for X amount of experience, in this specific skill. even beyond your general i have "x amount of general experience". plus they also use other metrics like, just looking at 10-20 resumes and trashing the rest.
tale as old as time, if it wasnt for AI, it would paying for someone to write your papers, or do your take exams(although you need to find it), although people have allegedly done this with degrees with licenses like being a lawyer, MD when the newly hired couldnt even write a letter or prompt they were quickly laid off. if its a take home essay, you would try to find "Writing prompts" with the exact same subject matter you are asking and just changing the words around.
Other than this hot take
Ivy League college students are, by definition, intelligent.
It's an interesting read.
Author was Ivy educated I take it?
GOOD. If you use a clanker to think for you instead of putting in the barest minimum effort and actually learning, you do not deserve the honour of being qualified.
This is why I'm nervous about going back to school too. I've seen people find out their professors are just using AI and it feels so...gross. You pay a lot for school! What's the point if it's all just phoned in? And then to top it off you aren't guaranteed a good job afterwards even if you do well.
I wish there was a better solution to all of this because I would like to change my life trajectory as I've grown tired in my current position
Damn, I never thought about how AI is making it so that even the professionals are unprofessional now… because AI enables the posers to get the job, and then they keep using AI to keep the job.
How can you maintain a workforce of specializations under these conditions?
It's not just posers, it's also an issue of just being easy, so even a seasoned, experienced professor can use it to avoid hours of prep for materials that would then be above the cut of the LLM content. Still lowers the standard, but without even changing the professors.
they can just AI generate all thier slides, and course material and just read off it verbatim. before AI, we had a biochem teach in college that only read off slides, very unhelpful in learning, when the tests came around it wasnt remotely similar to her slides at all. she would rather do research, which i assume most profs would than teach. not really surprising most students either got C-s or Ds in her class.
even before Ai, stem professors dont really have time going through peoples papers, or exams, so they use a software to screen out the paper of said students, its still pretty subjectively grading students. because its assuming things like is this student lifting the material from somwhere else? or is talking about what you what want, or assuming a specific sentence is relevant or not.
I was working while I went through it and it was hell. Now that I have all this knowledge crammed in my tiny brain it is easy to take the higher road, but I do wonder if I had a chance to cheat, if I wouldn't rather do that than mixing sleep deprivation and stimulants to try to keep my Cs afloat.
You have the right attitude and I hope you are able to successfully shop around. Some institutions are paying below living wages to overworked and precariously employed instructors. Of course they phone it in. Those places are not worth your money and just trying to cash in on the "diploma" =="job ticket" mentality.
Find a place that actually gives a shit about education and you should find professors interested in actual education that will see your attitude as refreshing.
apparently IVY league schools arnt immune to AI slop- dumbing down. i think covid made both professors and STUDENTS lazy to the point they would just try to AI(likely to just search the answers online). from what ive seen colleges are pretty stingy at hiring people once they get enough tenured, they avoid paying more by having temporary instructors, either adjunct PHDs, MS holders, and the rare BS holder.
probablly better of starting at CC first taking all your GE classes, then looking at 4years to transfer to, this gives you time to research schools.
before AI it was a software(s) to screen out your writing in non English classes. it was literally try to "guess" if you are copying from somewhere or making the essay vague or not or , which i find it wierd, because its very subjective. usually in a stem class, thse prof dont have time to read your paper, or a small article, so they use a software to assume you arnt just copying from a site, or it thinks your paper may or may not show relevant details.
Adding context, the nearly-perfect-marks midterm was a take-home exam. Not that chatbots aren't a big problem in schools right now, but this same thing would've happened 15 years ago.
Not the same at all.
Take home tests are usually formatted in a way where it doesn't matter if the student has access to textbooks, or even the internet, since they still need to synthesize a response (thinking specifically of essay questions here, but it's not exclusive to them) that shows they understood the material.
LLMs can now do that now. Or at least emulate that.
Depends on the material. We had quasi take home exams in math because there was no reasonable expectation for you to be able to determine a series of proofs in an hour. We’d get a list of like 8-12 problems and like 5 would be on the exam for you to regurgitate your proof.
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