If one mashes bugs in blender rather than milk them - it ain't bug milk, it's bug juice.

what a morning to have eyes

What do you think are the chance that they cooked these insects first?

These people vote.

Can we just turn the internet off now?

Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to drip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.

/s if it wasn't blatantly obvious

What a horrible day to be able to read.

If it's good for a carnivorous lion to grow up strong enough to beat his evil uncle, why not me?

the sound of oatmeal being pushed through a leafblower-RFK jr voice

I will say I'm intrigued by this dietary idea but I'll add my own spin on this. The bacteria that live within us are alive and well, so much so that they are us. We are just an avatar to these marvellous creatures.

Wouldn't it then logically follow that it's more beneficiary for us to ingest these bugs in a live state?

Now I can already hear the sceptics "but RFK, what about the roadkill you eat? Aren't those dead?".

Fair point, let's ask the larvae.

Sceptics, ...heh makes me wonder,...septic tics? Anyone?

Bug milk has all the essential nutrients you need to grow a strong carapace

Healthy eating? More like health yeating.

This is sound medical advice if your colera is high, but too little colera and you'll end up melancholic.

Everything in proportion and moderation in all things.

While i'm technically not vegan, I don't eat meat. How do y'all vegans feel about this?

Health yeeting

Have we reached this level in our dystopia already?

I don't know how, but somehow I can imagine the taste.

@cm0002 Not a big Klaus Schwab fan, so I will not eat the bugs, own nothing, and be happy.

Well you have to milk the bugs first

Open-source software contributors when they finally go touch some grass