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Health yeating (lemmy.ml)
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[–] 21 points 4 months ago (14 children)

/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious

Not necessarily.

The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain. He had devised this “cure” independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly “dose” of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    WT...and I cannot emphasise this enough...F??

    There were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection found across the medical literature. A broader search of internet sites and forums found no documentation of semen injection for back pain treatment or otherwise.

    That, at least, is something of a relief.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    What the....how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People....

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Some people are mentally ill in a way people can at least vaguely grasp

    Some people are mentally ill in a way where they inject their own cum into their spines. I'm feeling grateful for which mental illness I was given right now 😅

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    You know Mr. Spinecum makes at least six figures, though.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    True. Those kind of delusions can be very dangerous. I mean, all mental disorders are bad, but some are really destructive AND give you the sense of intellectual superiority, so that critique can never touch you. Deadly combination...

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Feels like an extension of the testosterone worshipping semen retaining nofap types. To quote Dr Strangelove: “Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women,… but I do deny them my essence.”

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