Shhh! Don’t say his name! You don’t want his help, trust me.

Bug Gazpacho

Depends how good the blender is, if a lot of solids remain it's more of a stew

That definition is not accurate in all parts of the world.

I was shocked upon arrival in Colombia when they asked if I wanted my juice in water or in milk. Here, they throw the whole fruit in the blender and dilute the pulp with water or milk to make the right consistency of beverage.

I dunno, I milk my nuts all the time.

Beetlejuicing.