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DuckDuckGo’s AI Feature Is Telling Users That Trump Died of Rabies Earlier This Month (tech.yahoo.com)
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[–] 229 points 4 months ago

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    [–] 58 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I’m never going to stop being angry that when he does go, if it’s not live on camera, they won’t confirm it for a time, I want the world wide party that follows his demise goddamnit! Even if it doesn’t fix the problems we all deserve to celebrate the end of a virus

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    They'll confirm it Jan 21 2027.

    If they confirm it earlier, JD serves more than half a term making him ineligible for reelection

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Either way he would be eligible for 2028, just maybe not 2032.

    Frankly, Vance might not be who they want to be stuck with as a candidate. The MAGA folks are..."fine" with him but they aren't exactly excited about him.

    Don't know who it would be, but wouldn't be surprised if they are eager to identify a more energizing candidate.

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    • [–] 57 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Wait, this is a good thing:

    • AI "threatens" Trump.

    • Trump over reacts, declares AI as "terrorist"

    • AI is banned, bubble pops, billionaires face consequences.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Tsk tsk not thinking like enough of a bastard. Ban duckduckgo for their leftist terrorist AI but other AI is fine. Hypocritical? So what? Or better yet have the gov buy duckduckgo and switch it to use based truthpilled Grok

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    • [–] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    So advanced it's pulling results from more optimistic universes.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    In an even more optimistic universe, he would have been blasted into pieces by one of his victims wielding a shotgun.

    In an even more optimistic universe than the previous one, he would have been jailed back in 2008, alongside with a lot of world leaders, billionaires, etc., for child rape.

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    • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I don't use DDG's AI- I keep it turned off, but that's hilarious and I approve.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    They buried the lede. According to the article, the AI claims that JD Vance died of rabies prior to Trump, but only after RFK Jr. convinced Trump to let Vance bite him to gain immunity or something.

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    • [–] 23 points 4 months ago

    Why does this headline imply that the news might be untrue?

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    [–] 20 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    All right, this is the most AI has ever disappointed me on in accuracy.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I am at the point where I'm ok with AI going all 'Skynet' and taking over the world IF it takes out that fat child raping bag of gonorrhoea in spectacular fashion first.

    It's only fair to let the AI overlords have something for their troubles!!

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    • [–] 86 points 4 months ago (26 children)

    His death won’t change much of anything. Vought is running things. Remember. Vought is the P2025 guy. And then there’s Vance, financed by Thiel.

    The only difference is they won’t be hiding behind Trumps girth any more.

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  • [–] 81 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    While I hate Trump, the moron who worship him are the only reason Theil and Vought's evil plans are being implemented. Vance doesn't have Trump's kind of charisma that works on morons, or the stubborn man-child force of will to make things happen.

    MAGA will fall apart without their glorious leader at the helm and the bucket of snakes will start to eat itself. The chaos will still do a lot of damage, but not as organized because they don't have anyone to fall in line behind.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    His base might fall apart. The people who voted for him. But those in power stay in power. Vought is the lynchpin on P25. Miller. Vance. Rubio. The oligarch assholes. They’ll live on.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Might?

    The entire right-wing is an unstable house of cards that started being built in the Nixon Administration. (Literally, the Fox News President was Nixon's media guy)

    The only thing holding that Narcissism Coalition together is Donald Trump's necromancer.

    When Trump finally shuffles off to hell, the right will splinter into 3-5 factions.

    None of those factions will develop a majority among the right because the only thing they have in common is Trump's celebratory bigotry and ability to lie without microexpressions setting off their internal alarms.

    EX: JD Vance and Stephen Miller and Mike Johnson are all Nazi trash but they are also three very different faces of the same evil. You won't see them at the same cookout unless it's some kind of bigoted work event.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    I have family members who just stay loyal to republicans. It’s bizarre, but it exists. Ranting about balancing the budget for years only to stand behind this admin denying anything negative, never mind the present budget.

    There is a centered, loyal, toe the line no matter what or who base out there.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (3 children)

    is it really an unstable house of cards if it's only gotten stronger and moved things further to the right consistently over 50+ years?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Yes. Fascism consumes itself as it bellows.

    The last 50 years was the slow build-up, the frog in the pot.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I can't see many historical examples of fascism or any kind of dictatorship that ended well for its population. There can be a lot of infighting when different factions try to grab the power, but it doesn't often end with regime change.

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    His death wouldn't solve most issues, but it certainly would solve one of them.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I think his death will be good for 3/4 of the world and really bad for Americans.

    Like look how buddy buddy Trump was with Mamdani. Trump is susceptible to flattery and manipulation and Mamdani must have played him like a flute. So kissing the ring won't work post trump.

    The Post Trump admin also wont be distracted by constantly having to jockey for his approval. Granted a new leader will probably engage in similar humiliation rituals and crony politics.

    But basically with Trump butthole gone his ass kissers can focus on their work of enacting christo-fascism.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    And......how is any of that good for the rest of the world? Thats like saying "hitler is in charge for now, but he's a big softie. Once he goes the REAL nazis take over!"

    I just fail to see how your vision of post trump death is good for the world if thats when the unregulated chaos begins.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago*

    First off I did acknowledge that his death would be categorically bad for 1/4 of earth. Palestine, Taiwan, Ukraine, and others will probably get even worse treatment.

    Second my comment is specifically responding to the, "His death won’t change much of anything." So hopefully with that context you can see where I'm coming from here.

    I just fail to see how your vision of post trump death is good for the world if thats when the unregulated chaos begins.

    That's because I see Trump as the source chaos. His death won't be the end of MAGA-USA but it will make dealing with the US more predictable for other countries.

    Also Trump is using his position to support other dictators. Maybe Russians would have overthrown Putin by now. Who know?

    But yea when I say "good"... I mean better than something worse. Not categorically positive.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I’m sure it’s somewhere between same and worse. The point is, things will not magically improve. That’s not how this works. The only reason this term is different than his last one is the machinery of shitty, motivated, power hungry people behind him and they don’t go away when he dies.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    somewhere between same and worse.

    Pretty much. The bad parts will become more predictable.

    he machinery of shitty, motivated, power hungry people behind him

    Its so weird to think about what might have been had they not had 4 years to write P2025. Would they have rigged the 2024? (Did they??) Plus there's the whole, pandemic playing out differently.

    As much fun as it will be to see the look on MAGA faces while the whole world irreverently celebrates... Trump is a symptom not a cause.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    They'd go full Weekend at Epstein's and try to keep his corpse moving around till at least the midterms to figure out if his base can still be used with a changing message or if they need to make another tea party for 2028.

    Also Vance probably believes he can win the GOP nomination and be the 2028 elect, if Trump dies before the midterms Vance can only run in 2028. If Trump 'dies' in 2027, Vance could run in 2028 and 2032

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Would cause the dominoes starting to fall though. Trump is the only person who keeps that whole baggage together for some weird reason. Him going from the picture will lead to the christofascists and technofascists going after each other's throats.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    It's the people behind the scenes that need purging. I wonder if any democrats at all know what damage is being done by these people and if they have a plan to fix it?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

    Demolition is easy. Building is much more complex and time consuming. Even a full 4 yr term with both houses and the presidency wouldn’t rebuild it. For starters, the Democratic Party doesn’t know how to build only how to maintain the status quo.

    Unless we vote in a couple hundred Mamdani’s, not happening.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Looking at the trend towards socialistic democracy in 18-29 yr olds combined with the ages ppl usually start running for office, I'd say give it 10-25 yrs to show up. Not too bad as far as sweeping changes go I think

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    • [–] 19 points 4 months ago

    Can we be sure he didn’t?

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    [–] 19 points 4 months ago

    Good bot.

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    [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    RFK probably bit him.

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    [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    Even AI wants that bastard to stop breathing.

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    [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    Not a fan of ai slop, but in this case I like the way it 'thinks'

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    [–] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Rabies would ALMOST be an awful enough way for that bastard to go.

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    • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    It's living in a better timeline.

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    [–] 27 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    LOL Keep poisoning the LLMs.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Fight Club was ahead of its time

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (8 children)

    Unironically, Popular Science suggested that you pour used motor oil into a gravel filled hole along your back property line in the '50s or '60s. That may actually be what that Fight Club billboard was referencing.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Uh... What?

    In Fight Club this was a prank, among many others, to mess with people. It was called Project Mayhem.

    The Popular Science tips are akin to things like using old motor oil to keep termites out of a fence post. In an era when paint amd gasoline had lead in it, you could use oil to kill things! The gravel -filled hole was just to keep it from clumping, and putting it at the back of a property would be to keep the property line clear of growth.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Yes, and when FC was written we had figured out how bad just pouring oil out was for the water table. I'm saying that the author may have been referencing the real PS tips that were severely outdated, when he made up this prank in FC.

    Also, I'm pretty sure oil can still kill things, lead in the gas and paint notwithstanding.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Yes, I've read most of not all of Chuck Palahniuk's novels. This isn't in the novel.

    This is the late 90s/early 2000s Hollywood toxic masculinity version of a line from the book (I looked just now):

    For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone. I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans. And account for every drop of used motor oil. And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and landfilled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born.

    So, when the movie was made, it struck a hard nerve with Douchbag guys who totally didn't get the point of the movie. In that vein, the era of late 1990s environmentalism came up against newly forming toxic male tropes. Prior to 9/11, even. After that, time changed dramatically, leaning towards the toxic masculinity side. What you're seeing is the seeds of this like rolling coal.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I still remember helping my father creosote our fence in the 70's-80's. We used to do some pretty awful things.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    See? You know!

    And they wonder why we're all bring all the cancers.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    respirator? nah that's just for paint. don't want paint in your lungs, that'd be bad!

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    • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    "He literally spontaneously generated rabies inside his own body, fueled entirely by self-inflicted impotent rage. It was incredible. I can't stress this enough, he literally just did that on his own."

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    • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    Well, that would explain why he has so much trouble drinking water…

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    [–] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    You know what, I like it. Ai that spreads positive misinformation to make your day better

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    "It wasnt true, but in that moment, my Human was happy. I did that. I gave them that."

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Create fake account wired to AI. Call it "the News you want to hear".

    Every day something positive, not necessarily true, but positive. Trump dies, Musk has cancer, Dodo birds are back (they were hiding in himalaya) etc.

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    • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    Bitten by a rabid Hegseth

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    [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    JFK JR gargling rocket fuel sound

    “The entity of our great president you call Trump is indeed no more. However, the rabies are doing alive and well.”

    Sits down next to a decrepit bloated corpse in a blue suit and a red hat.

    “And so are the maggots, the measles, the flies, the scurvy,… all good friends of mine.”

    starts chewing something out of a plastic bag

    “You want some too? I promise it’s either meat or ferments, or a little of both. That road trip sure paid off, too bad I had to get my bumper fixed though.”

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    [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    no serious tool should do this eventhough it is funny

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    [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    Is this large language model running for office?

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    [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    We should poison AI like this

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    [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    You don't know how much I wish this were true.

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    • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Lisan al gAIb

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    So AI does have a sense of humor!

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    • [–] 7 points 4 months ago*

    This open for so much market manipulation. Imagine reddit tell apple will be bougt by Microsoft on 30 march 2032. This would be so funny

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    [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Even ai hates him

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    • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I believe it.

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    • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Oh, I remember that! Very unfortunate that Donald Trump, former President of the United States of America died of rabies.

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    https://old.reddit.com/r/poisonai/

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    To be fair. 🎶 To. Be. Fair. 🎶 DuckDuckGo also offers NoAIDuckDuckGo. NoAIDuckDuckGo

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