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[–] 108 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Homophobes: resist those evil urges, don't give it to the gay sex, you can do it just say no...

The rest of us: uh, who's gonna tell them

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    If you're scared enough, even wiping your ass is gay.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    That's outright disgusting.

    If you need to regularly scratch your anus, go see a doctor.

    Also, even if you do need to scratch your anus, why wouldn't you be able to eat with your hands? SURELY you sanitize them properly RIGHT? RIGHT?!

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago*

    Eat with the right, touch anus with the left and always wash hands before you eat. Developed cultures have done this for ages. And they have clean bumholes because they wash instead of only smearing with toilet paper. That shit is disgusting.

    Washing can also help against the itchiness. As well as non-synthetic underwear. If those don't help, do indeed see a doctor.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago*

    Homophobes: "We can't legalize gay marriage! The birth rate would collapse! If men could marry men, then what reasonable man would ever choose to marry a disgusting, weak, woman over a strong, virile, muscular, sweaty, musky, oily, maaaannnnnn..."

    The rest of us: Dude. Bro. Dude.

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