Exactly. Neither of them were wrong. They were both right, and they were both necessary.

Actually, his cult has shrunk. By a lot. It's been some popcorn-munching fun as a cult survivor.

... well, in a disaster-movie way, and I hate living in the disaster movie. But nodding and going, "Yep. Yep, you found out your life is a lie. Aaaand there're the tears, the mental breakdown. Just let it all out, honey."

Tanya Chutkan, back at it again with the banhammer!

I like the two-prong approach to civil rights. It gives a carrot-and-stick incentive to our oppressors. If you pay attention and give us what we want when we ask nicely, the other wing of the movement won't hunt you down like the vampires you are.

I mean, if my partner keeps hers short, that's her preference. Personally, I'd rather just leave mine alone. If she has complaints, we can discuss. We're both adults.

Painful. So not worth it.

Calling it now, in another 20 years there will be projects to convert derelict cybertrucks into planters or park sculptures.

o7 The French have always had my respect. You guys are the real ones. We'll keep pushing.

Unironically, a very fun boss fight. I think the internet will explode when he finally shows up in Deltarune.

I think that Ukrainian soldiers pretty much weaponizing the Universal Cat Distribution System for morale is the most hilarious thing. I think I heard that the consensus is that a tank crew finding a stray cat is good luck. If anybody can say more, I'm kinda curious about where that started.

Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli.

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Exactly. Conservation of energy being a thing, this would metabolically be a net loss for me. Even if I ate my own egg every morning, I would still need a consistent source of calcium, magnesium, and phosphorous to keep my bones from turning into styrofoam.

This is amazing. This started as a silly question, but I'm glad to see real answers. You're cool.

Okay, yeah, the arcade carpet was pretty awesome.

Epstein would have dangled treasure maps to some long lost ancient artifact guarded by terrible curses and venomous snakes.

Scrooge has a weakness, and it's in almost every episode.

We need more bus drivers like this.

Also, they need to still be free to the public.

And preferably, have food or drinks instead of books.

Like, a really quiet coffee shop.

Poor lil guy. :(

I was on a sailing ship trying to deliver a very important package. For some reason, a wooden tall ship was the only ship that would work for this specific task.

There was a talking chicken in the crow's nest named Winona who informed me that she got the job because chickens don't get seasick.

... and apparently, according to a chicken-keeper on c/NoStupidQuestions, that's actually quite plausible.