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[–] 98 points 3 days ago (1 child)

The two β€œthe”s let you know how serious they are.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Oh so that is what a migraine while hungover looks like

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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    the best part: if/when you puke on it because looking at it gave you the spins, you can't see the puke!

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    You puke big rings? Are you Sonic?

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  • [–] 23 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    Does it also smell like a bus seat?

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  • [–] 20 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    No no, it smells like 2000 incidents of an 8-year-old puking up soda and birthday cake, which was then cleaned up by someone making minimum wage.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    That's what a bus seat smells like.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    New York City subway seats taste the best.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    The early 1990s called, they need that carpet to hang as a backdrop for school photos.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

    https://www.flooringinc.com/shop/joy-carpets-neon-lights-carpet-dynamo-9534.html

    I'm very close to replacing my basements carpet with this and installing a couple black lights. Than I just need the pinball machines to put in it. That'll be the most expensive part

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  • [–] 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    You can buy it and have it installed. I did. It was even cheaper than most regular carpet.

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  • The smell of mostly cleaned vomit and soda.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (1 child)
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    I actually have a roll of this in my trash treasures pile. And they say hoarding doesn't pay

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    The the carpeting

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  • Okay, yeah, the arcade carpet was pretty awesome.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Look, kid. This isn't "sims 1". This is "bowling alley" or "skating rink".

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    perhaps you're older than me, but my back hurts and the hair is going gray, so throw my weight into the ring and say

    image

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  • I think I am getting the the fear

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    [–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    You can still get it, it’s just really fucking expensive. I built an arcade cabinet and wanted to stick The Carpet to the sides instead of graphics. Turns out my budget was better suited to buying bulk packs of misprinted stickers on Temu.

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  • They can keep the carpeting. I want full size candy bars.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    Yes, the carpet and lights.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

    PARIS

    IN THE

    THE SPRING

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    gameroom: adjective

    game room: noun

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago*

    Maybe these guys could install it for you

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